Eva-Beatrice

Stupid People

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I got an amusing email all about stupid people recently, so I figured I'd share it so everyone may be as equally amused as I was by people's stupidity.

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Recently, I went to McDonald's and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9, or 12 Chicken McNuggets.

I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

"We don't have a half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.

"You don't?", I replied.

"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.

"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"

"That's right."

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

(Unbelievable, but sadly true -  must have been the same one I asked for sweetener and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)

And they think they are worth $15.00 per hour?

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I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those dividers that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the divider, looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.

Not finding the bar code, she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?"

I said to her, "I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today."

She said, "OK," and I paid her for the things and left.

She had no clue what had just happened, but the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left.

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A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her DVD drive and pulling it out very quickly.

When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM thingy.

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I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.

"Do you need some help?", I asked.

She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door un-locker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"

"Hmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?", I asked.

"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.

As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries? It's a long walk..."

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Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift.

One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"

"Just use paper from the photocopier", the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank  copies.

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A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants.

The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine. The  mother says, "I just gave him some ant killer."

Dispatcher: "Rush him in to emergency right now!"

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Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80:

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run - anywhere.
4. People call at 8 P.M. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 5 P.M.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
11. You can't remember who posted this list.
12. And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience.

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This wasnt in big print for my convienence 

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13 minutes ago, Verin said:

This wasnt in big print for my convienence 

 

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5 hours ago, Verin said:

This wasnt in big print for my convienence 

 

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Text not clear enough. Got my head stuck in my monitor trying to read it.

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On 15/8/2017 at 5:34 AM, Eva-Beatrice said:

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.

"Do you need some help?", I asked.

She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door un-locker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"

"Hmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?", I asked.

"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.

As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries? It's a long walk..."

Something similar happened to my grandpa

"It was raining but the car was close so I went out without an umbrella but the un-locker didn't worked so I had to go home to pick up a copy of the keys and open the door manually, I ended up getting wet"

"Grandpa, why you didn't use the keys in the same keychain of the un-locker?"

Grandpa looks at me, looks at the keys, looks at me again and goes away

It can happen when you are almost ninety years old but he hates it

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Reminds me of something. I was at a mall probably back in the early 2000s and someone fell over. Luckily, two girls ran over. One was telling us she was a doctor and started looking at the unconscious person and doing all these things to him. The other was a nurse at an ER. The nurse kept getting frustrated and said the doctor had no idea what she was doing. Finally, the nurse just pushed the doctor out of the way and started running the show. 

Turns out, the doctor was a chiropractor. 

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0/10 not enough ant killer
Also, ignore any possible gravedig, which this is clearly not.

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