Phase 2: Warning, Danger Imminent

[Prefonteen]

 

I hear that Banshees are real screamers.

[Kastor]

You can catch this updeclare anyday Parti-boy.

 

We have vanishing cabinets throughout your alliance

Edited July 9, 2017 by Kastor
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[Alpha Pig]

Avada kedavra.

[Waffle]

I was told to come over here and make a pun about Harry Potter. Unfortunately, I am bad at them.

[PackAnimal]

Here we come

First sparta, now this

 

[Sargun]

this is a bad post

[Leo]

Granger things have happened.

[Grimz]

The sorting of Azeroth, really? What, you gonna put us all in Hufflepuff? Stick us in Slytherin so you can throw us in the dungeons? Listen here, Muggles. We are highly trained in the Dark Arts and have infiltrated the deepest parts of the Ministry. We've strategically placed vanishing cabinets throughout every square mile of land that your alliance holds claim to, and we can be in and out of there faster than the Aurors can deny that You-Know-Who has returned. All of our wands were obtained privately from Antioch Peverell himself, and one of our professional divers has recovered the Elder Wand after Potter himself so idiocally tossed it in the sea. Oh, what, you thought we couldn't repair it? Well that's where you're wrong. Our wizards are highly trained in reverse magic, and could zap you back in your mother's womb faster than Ron runs away from spiders. You're backed into a corner here; not even Dumbledore could save you if we hadn't ordered his murder. All of our souls are split into seven pieces, and yes our noses may be concaved in, but our lives are so guarded you may as well lay down your weapons before this war even begins. If you really want to kill us, well... just to try to remember when you were all babies and we left you with those scars. You'll have to kill yourselves to destroy the final pieces of our souls. This is Mutually Assured Destruction, son. We'll suck the resources out of your nations like Dementors, but even a chocolate bar can't help you recover from this. You'll be sliced in half like Nagini and you won't even know what's hit you. 

[Teskje]

 

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking? Because it was making him Moody. heh

[Keza Purple]

[Apeman]

Congrats guys. 

[Theodosius]

Congrats fellas.

[Doktor Avalanche]

Riddikulus!

[kosmokenny]

Congratulations on your third sphere, Kastor

[Insert Name Here]

Inb4 Kastorsphere rolls EZ Mode and Safe Space to become the ruthless hegemoney they're destined to be. Then Kastor will make all the heathens covert to the Church of Lordship.

EDIT: every time I try to type it correctly, it gets edited to "hegemoney". Am I trippin' or have I found a new forum filter? >.>

Edited July 14, 2017 by Insert Name Here

[Keza Purple]

9 hours ago, Insert Name Here said:

Inb4 Kastorsphere rolls EZ Mode and Safe Space to become the ruthless hegemoney they're destined to be. Then Kastor will make all the heathens covert to the Church of Lordship.

EDIT: every time I try to type it correctly, it gets edited to "hegemoney". Am I trippin' or have I found a new forum filter? >.>

The nazi bot bot exists here too  

[Kastor]

On 7/14/2017 at 8:43 AM, Insert Name Here said:

Inb4 Kastorsphere rolls EZ Mode and Safe Space to become the ruthless hegemoney they're destined to be. Then Kastor will make all the heathens covert to the Church of Lordship.

EDIT: every time I try to type it correctly, it gets edited to "hegemoney". Am I trippin' or have I found a new forum filter? >.>

 

On 7/14/2017 at 1:23 AM, kosmokenny said:

Congratulations on your third sphere, Kastor

And what would that sphere be?

[kosmokenny]

31 minutes ago, Kastor said:

 

And what would that sphere be?

And Saint Attila raised the Sphere up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy Sphere that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Sphere of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.

[Insert Name Here]

On 7/16/2017 at 3:56 AM, Kastor said:

 

And what would that sphere be?

 

Why are you asking me? It's your sphere after all.  

[Mayor]

I'm just here for the magic.

[Quichwe10]

Soooo.... Is this some sort of new war dec or something? As for sorting factions, well.... gl with that. Dunno how you are with Warcraft lore, but there's enough factions running round your wrist would fall off before you shook a stick at all of them.