Popular Post Arkiri Arch Posted July 1, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2017 (edited) I have several announcements to make, so Ill keep it short and compact because paragraphs filled with fluff are not my style. First off, Bezzers has retired from Zodiac Government recently, so I have been picked to replace him. He has done a wonderful job so far, and we'll miss him in government. Secondly, Ill be handling FA for Zodiac, so any questions, problems or inquiries send them my way. Also, the announcements below are because of Bezzer's, Im not going to take credit for his work. Part 2 bush was actually a competent president???!!??!? A long, eerie corridor with flickering lights. Condemned for years, it's not a place you'd expect any sort of meeting to take place. The sound of rats eating and shuffling boots is all that is heard as I progress the corridor. As I approach the end of the corridor, I spot two guards, armed with M-96 Mattock's. As I get closer to the door, one of them glances in my direction. From the expression on his face, it is quite clear these guys aren't here for show. As I enter the room, I am greeted by Goomy, level 3 mage and lover of upper class gigolos. As both parties sit down, Jasmine Tea is offered as a gesture of kindness. The talks didn't last long, within 5 minutes both parties exit the room with arms around each other's shoulders. Both knew the meeting was nothing but a formality, the criminal underworld expected such a deal to be made long before either side brought it up. As we walk out, a car is waiting for us to take us to Afterlife, the only thing in Omega worth spending money on. As we both enter the club, we are reminded the one rule on Omega, Don't F$#* With Aria. Article I - Protecting and Securing the Technology Should Cerberus come under attack, Zodiac are obliged to release their Chinese hackers to dismantle and destroy the enemy. If Zodiac come under attack, Cerberus will deploy its reaper indoctrinated soldiers against the enemy en masse. Article II - Bringing Down the Firewalls Cerberus maintains the right to request the help of hackers from Zodiac to help with any aggressive campaign. Zodiac maintains the right to request reaper technology to assist with any offensive campaign. Both Cerberus and Zodiac maintain the right to deny such request and operations. Article III - Shared Intel Pact Should either Cerberus or Zodiac come into knowledge of information that could affect the other's sovereignty, security, or political status, they agree to inform the other of such information as soon as is possible. Article IV - NAP Zodiac promises to never use its chinese hackers against Cerberus nor steal Cerberus technology, while Cerberus promises never to indoctrinate the Chinese people. Article V - Finish her Should Cerberus or Zodiac deem this treaty to be unnecessary, they each agree to give the other a 72 hour notice, via a fax machine, before making a public statement regarding the dissolving of the treaty. Written by Boki <3 Signed for Cerberus; Bradley Davies, Illusive Man Boki, Head of Operations Eddard Stark, Operative of Internal Affairs Ctigrisht, Operative of Military Affairs Verin, Operative of Foreign Affairs Artch Kunschteintunt, Operative of Economic Affairs Signed for Zodiac; Arkiri Arch, Emperor of Yang Julia Maia, Emperor of Yin Jack3top, Yangban of Internal Affairs Ryleh, Yangban of Military Affairs Goomy, Yangban of Economic Affairs Bot, Yangban of Artificial Intelligence Our final announcement is that we protect The Royal Dragons. Edited July 1, 2017 by Arkiri Arch 10 Quote Officer Nasty reporting for duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anneal Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 This treaty has no flag and is therefore unprofessional and void. Do it again. Seriously though, congrats to Cerebrus and Zodiac and I wish you both the best in your future endeavors or something like that. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verin Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Just now, Anneal said: This treaty has no flag and is therefore unprofessional and void. Do it again. Seriously though, congrats to Cerebrus and Zodiac and I wish you both the best in your future endeavors or something like that. go make me a sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkiri Arch Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Anneal said: This treaty has no flag and is therefore unprofessional and void. Do it again. Seriously though, congrats to Cerebrus and Zodiac and I wish you both the best in your future endeavors or something like that. I had it in there to start with but I deleted it to make room for the spoiler and I forgot to put it back Quote Officer Nasty reporting for duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiddterra -Boki Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 (edited) "Written by Boki <3" I feel honoured :* Edited July 1, 2017 by Kiddterra -Boki Quote I shot the Deputy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goomy Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 (edited) Here i was hoping we were gonna have a DoW on Cerberus not upgrade our treaty :/ Great to have you as allies Cerberus, also congrats to the Royal Dragons for being lucky enough to have us as protectors, ask Cerberus, we rock. Edited July 1, 2017 by Goomy My fingers are too fat for my phones keyboard so i cant type well Quote "LMFAO nazi Goomy is the best Goomy" - Kyubey "Goomy is Perfect" - Ripper Some sort of gov for CoS #RollBezzers2k18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack3top Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 O/ Zodiac O/ cerberus O/ royal dragon Quote discussion before violence What I post do not represent the views of the alliance unless otherwise stated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryleh Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Our actual last announcement is that Goomy is actually not a pokemon, but Kyubey wearing a mask. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 54 minutes ago, Arkiri Arch said: I had it in there to start with but I deleted it to make room for the spoiler and I forgot to put it back Your administration is DOOMED Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack3top Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 39 minutes ago, Spaceman Thrax said: Your administration is DOOMED Thanks, I know we are DOOMED TO SUCCEED. 1 Quote discussion before violence What I post do not represent the views of the alliance unless otherwise stated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vack Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Anneal said: This treaty has no flag and is therefore unprofessional and void. Do it again. Seriously though, congrats to Cerebrus and Zodiac and I wish you both the best in your future endeavors or something like that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Congratulations for the upgrade! It took you some time Happy retirement Bezzers, you were a cool leader What is Royal Dragons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theodosius Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Congratulations to Zodiac and Cerberus. Lack of both flags disturbs the Paper God greatly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LostWorld Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 I need to say ... Zodiac is an awesome name. Too awesome for you guys. But you earned it in that last war. And Cerberus ... wow, another awesome name. If you put that together you get somethin' like dis or maybe dis congrats team awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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