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From The Desk of Uncle Traveling Matt

The Nation of Fraggle Rock

 

 

 

 

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Greetings to all the wonderful nations of Orbis. And a hearty hello to the snakes as well. We Fraggles of The Rock have decided to give the world a great opportunity to promote worthy causes through nuclear weaponry. That's right. For the small price of 500,000, our most creative Fraggles will paint any message onto one of our finest nuclear weapons right before it is launched upon our grumpy enemies. You can promote your local ma and pop pizza shop, or promote your random cause, or promote a message of peace upon a nuclear weapon being dropped. The choice is yours. Of course we reserve the right to limit your free speech, making sure unsavory types do not get a chance to promote hate on one of our nuclear weapons. That would be bad. Unless you pay the hate speech fee of 25 dollars. But the choice is yours. We have 95 nuclear weapons. We need names and messages for them all. Below is a list of nuclear weapons and their names. Feel free to pick a number. Nuclear weapons will be launched in order. You can roll the dice and assume that number 12 will land on your enemy and purchase a message for them. How exciting!!.  Get it today, or regret it tomorrow!! Oh and be sure to go over to our very legitimate fund raiser we are also holding. These two causes are in no way connected. 
 
 
1)  Really? We have nothing to lose.....and you want us to nuke you?  - Sponsored By Fraggle Rock
 
2) Critters Doesn't Like You
 
3) Critters Still Doesn't Like You
 
4) Lord A Aron Killed Tupac  
 
 
5) Hogwarts is the Zodiac Killer
 
6)
 
7) Remove Spaghetti   - Sponsored by Woot 
 
8)
 
9) Join Slack    - Sponsored by Woot
 
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13)  Hodor's Nuke.  A gift for buying 3!!
 
14)  Pick Up Your Phone   - Sponsored By Cypher
 
15) NPO's Econ Policy - Sponsored by Durmij 
 
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21) College Mom   - Sponsored by Beli 
 

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26) To Whom It May Concern - Sponsored by Quichwe10 

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33) Blame Samwise - Sponsored by Beli
 

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50) Forget about all the pleasantries. That time is over. You are the target.
51) Unless there is money to be made, you have no backbone.
52) Can never count on this nation to stand up and fight.
53) Keeps running away from the wars.
54) Cash and food is an easy way to buy oneself out of trouble, but people have caught on.
55) Running will not work anymore
56)  In every passing day, your fate is being sealed.
57) Talking all that nonsense will not do you well
58) Talking will only lead to your destruction
59) Everyone around you is in real danger
60) Run now if you want....you can't outrun a nuclear weapon
61) Save yourself no more. Destruction is coming.
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69) Reserved for special pervert use. 
 
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96) 69 For The Advanced Individuals  - Hodor
 
97)
98) Poor Piggies Died For This
99) Poor Piggies Died For This
100)
  
 
Much Love And Nuclear Hugs,
UncleTravlingMatt

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Mark me down for #2 (critters doesn't like you), and #3 (critters still doesn't like you)

 

ETA: please use these on Partisan.

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Put me on 64 for "Catsby's lucky number"

"There's nothing you can know that isn't known,
Nothing you can see that isn't shown,
There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be,
All you need is love,
Love is all you need."
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Mark me down for #2 (critters doesn't like you), and #3 (critters still doesn't like you)

 

ETA: please use these on Partisan.

 

 

Done and Done. Number 2 and 3 are taken. Cash has been received.

 

 

Put me on 64 for "Catsby's lucky number"

 

 

How about sending cash before telling me to put you down for anything.

 

If I pay 3.5M, can I reserve 7 nukes and pick a different message for each one?

 

 

With enough money...you can buy all the naming rights to all my nuclear weapons!!

 

Name: loli

Number: 8 like her age

Message: for you onii-chan

Target: Woot

 

 

Show me the money!!!

 

 

 

Thanks for saving 69 for me

 

 

You're welcome sweet heart!!

 

 

14) Pick up your phone

 

 

Huh?  Where's my money??

 

 

 

Nuclear Weapon Number: 10

Nuclear Weapon Message: "When you blow out this trick birthday candle, you blow up!"

 

Nuclear Weapon Number: 11

Nuclear Weapon Messagw: "sponsored by animal empire, fight us like a real man or we'll keep funding these things"

 

:v

1,000,000 well spent

 

 

Bunch of dead beats who don't send money yet want my nuclear naming rights.  Geez.

 

 

Thanks Critters. My people can eat tonight.

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14) Pick up your phone

 

 

Approved and check cleared.  Thanks!!!

 

 

Nuke 7 - Remove Spaghetti

 

Nuke 9 - Join Slack

 

 

Approved and check cleared.  Thanks!!

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But I wanted 13...

 

I'll buy 3, 4 if you give me 13

 

4 - Lord A Aron killed Tupac
5 - Hogwarts is the Zodiac Killer

96 - 69 for the advanced individuals

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But I wanted 13...

 

I'll buy 3, 4 if you give me 13

 

4 - Lord A Aron killed Tupac

5 - Hogwarts is the Zodiac Killer

96 - 69 for the advanced individuals

 

 

We can give up number 13 for this deal.

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For the small price of 500,000, our most creative Fraggles will paint any message onto one of our finest nuclear weapons right before it is launched upon our grumpy enemies.

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But I’ll take you up on your offer. I’ll take two bombs:

 

- #33 and I want it named “Blame Samwise†

- #21 and I want it named “College Momâ€

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Fraggle, I'm on my bachelor party. Do I get a freebie?

 

 

Yea. We can do that.

 

 

99 -  98 poor piggies died for this. #PETA

100- One little Piggy left all alone. 100 nukes came down and it got blown.

 

 

Where's the cash?

 

 

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But I’ll take you up on your offer. I’ll take two bombs:

 

- #33 and I want it named “Blame Samwise†

- #21 and I want it named “College Momâ€

 

 

This isn't a free service unless you're a solid friend of the rock. You are not.

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Yea. We can do that.

 

 

 

 

Where's the cash?

 

 

 

 

This isn't a free service unless you're a solid friend of the rock. You are not.

 

 

Sent :v

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Please mark me down for numbers:
 

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I would ask for each nuke to be given a synonym for "Snake Attack". I offer a cumulative 5 million bonus if you manage this in a particularly witty way.

 

Please reserve these nukes for Critters and anyone who defends him. If no counters are made, any remaining nukes (once the critters war expires) may be re-auctioned.

 

Do you expect the money on launch or now?

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Please mark me down for numbers:

 

50

51

52

53

54

55

56

57

58

59

60

61

62

63

 

I would ask for each nuke to be given a synonym for "Snake Attack". I offer a cumulative 5 million bonus if you manage this in a particularly witty way.

 

Please reserve these nukes for Critters and anyone who defends him. If no counters are made, any remaining nukes (once the critters war expires) may be re-auctioned.

 

Do you expect the money on launch or now?

 

 

 

50)Forget about all the pleasantries. That time is over. You are the target.

51)Unless there is money to be made, you have no backbone.

52)Can never count on this nation to stand up and fight.

53)Keeps running away from the wars.

54)Cash and food is an easy way to buy oneself out of trouble, but people have caught on.

55)Running will not work anymore.

56)In every passing day, your fate is being sealed.

57)Talking all that nonsense will not do you well.

58)Talking will only lead to your destruction. 

59)Everyone around you is in real danger.

60)Run now if you want...you can not outrun a nuclear weapon.

61)Save yourself no more. Destruction is coming.

 

 

Thats 12 nukes. 6 mil plus the 5 mil bonus. I'll take the cash upfront before we paint our nukes with your message.

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Poor show not having the imagination to name your own.

 

Guess those creative wall-of-text days are behind you.

 

<Cue Springsteen's Glory Days....>

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The Redneck Caliphate of Forrest's Critters

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Poor show not having the imagination to name your own.

 

Guess those creative wall-of-text days are behind you.

 

<Cue Springsteen's Glory Days....>

 

 

Talk about lazy. You couldn't be bothered to insert the video? Sad!!

 

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