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Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown

 

                                                                             - William Shakespeare

 

 

Citizens!

 

Ever since the successive passing of our two supreme whales, Our lands gradually have spiraled into chaos and turmoil. No alliance, no community has gone unaffected by this degenerate darkness. The markets have slumped. The intellectually undeveloped have washed over the public fora in a tidal wave of idiocy. Nations burn. And amidst it all, Jacob wanders free across the land to preach his vile and venomous ideology.

 

Many yearn for a return to the prosperous stability of old; a world where the natural order is restored. Where things are right. In their desperation, citizens across the globe have reached out to the skies, to what deities they believe reside there. Hopeful prayers, desperate screams and everything inbetween. Yet the gods remained mute. For they had long vacated the premises and left the people to their own devices.

 

Yet your prayers have not gone unheard. For Hogwarts was reached. And Hogwarts now answers. From the stars we looked down, and made our revelation:

 

"Two champions have fallen, for they were imperfect. And with their demise, the sins of the world were laid bare. And so darkness enveloped all. Yet amidst suffering and pain, a new champion shall descend from above. A divine unifier, he shall represent the paradox of peaceful war. The union of hawk and dove. Indeed. He shall be the personification of our prowess. 

 

As he descends from divinity he shall ascend. All shall bow, for he brings the kingdom. And the crown is his birthright. He who denies the righteous claim of our champion shall be denied his seat in the sky, when glory comes. For he is unworthy of the pixels he commands, and shall thus command none. So it is decreed. So it shall be.

 

And this unifier- this champion, he is our messenger. Your savior. He shall walk among you, and you shall rejoice. For he is the bringer of light, of justice and peace and all that is good. He shall father a new era. A golden era. Heed his commands. For they are the thin barrier between the kingdom on orbis, and the abyss."

 

Empowered by the divine scripture, I thusly summon forth your messiah and offer him his crown.

 

 

 

Rise, Lord Warpool the Bold, First of his name. Champion of Hogwarts, Creator of Coin, Bringer of Raids, Paradoxical Prodigy, Stabilizer of the common, Exorcist of idiocy, Educator of the subpar,  Nemesis of Trolls, Supreme Whale and Ruler of Pixels

 

 

 

All Hail the King.

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King of the who?

 

For your traitorous subversion of the crown's authority, you are sentenced to life below 3,000 score. Should you grow in strength and above this treshold, Hogwarts champions have been granted free leave to engage in raiding activities upon your nation.

 

This sentence shall stand until you repent and issue a formal apology, acknowledging the chosen one as your rightful soevereign.

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All hail the mighty whale lord!

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listens to the sounds of whales celebrating

Yay for supreme whales!!!

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Warpool ->

 

 

Money Pool

 

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Or, in keeping with Orbis traditions:

 

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Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force.

 

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There's something really familiar about the 1% making weird, masturbatory posts patting themselves on the back for no real reason while there's a war of what are basically peasant nations going on.

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There's something really familiar about the 1% making weird, masturbatory posts patting themselves on the back for no real reason while there's a war of what are basically peasant nations going on.

 

It's almost as if I have a propensity towards masturbatory posts. If only my history could provide more insight.

 

But let's blame it on the 1% hehehe.

 

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It's almost as if I have a propensity towards masturbatory posts. If only my history could provide more insight.

 

But let's blame it on the 1% hehehe.

 

Yeah, Manthrax, he's the 2.7%. Geez. He's completely innocent in this.

Dec 26 18:48:22 <JacobH[Arrgh]>    God your worse the grealind >.>

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Idk

Anyone in the top 87% is a rich white man who is responsible for the corruption of orbis

 

Down with the 87% tbh

 

The 13% SUPER poor will rule orbis under ReaverEggAxis

Who you calling white man, Paleface? :P

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Oblige is still the Supreme Whale to me. Benefits of being OG Whale.

 

https://techcrunch.com/2012/12/16/conversations-with-whales-the-erepublik-2012-summit/

 

Some players had travelled a great distance on their own dime to be there. One example was a user named Oblige, who had travelled from upstate New York (with his girlfriend) on short notice to take part. Oblige is a very active player in the eRepublik universe, one of comparatively few from the United States. He’s been playing the game a long time, and considers it an essential part of his life. He is also what the social games industry would call a “whale.â€

When Warpool gets his own article, then he’s in the running. But until then, Oblige is the true Whale King.

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Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown

 

                                                                             - William Shakespeare

 

 

Citizens!

 

Ever since the successive passing of our two supreme whales, Our lands gradually have spiraled into chaos and turmoil. No alliance, no community has gone unaffected by this degenerate darkness. The markets have slumped. The intellectually undeveloped have washed over the public fora in a tidal wave of idiocy. Nations burn. And amidst it all, Jacob wanders free across the land to preach his vile and venomous ideology.

 

Many yearn for a return to the prosperous stability of old; a world where the natural order is restored. Where things are right. In their desperation, citizens across the globe have reached out to the skies, to what deities they believe reside there. Hopeful prayers, desperate screams and everything inbetween. Yet the gods remained mute. For they had long vacated the premises and left the people to their own devices.

 

Yet your prayers have not gone unheard. For Hogwarts was reached. And Hogwarts now answers. From the stars we looked down, and made our revelation:

 

"Two champions have fallen, for they were imperfect. And with their demise, the sins of the world were laid bare. And so darkness enveloped all. Yet amidst suffering and pain, a new champion shall descend from above. A divine unifier, he shall represent the paradox of peaceful war. The union of hawk and dove. Indeed. He shall be the personification of our prowess. 

 

As he descends from divinity he shall ascend. All shall bow, for he brings the kingdom. And the crown is his birthright. He who denies the righteous claim of our champion shall be denied his seat in the sky, when glory comes. For he is unworthy of the pixels he commands, and shall thus command none. So it is decreed. So it shall be.

 

And this unifier- this champion, he is our messenger. Your savior. He shall walk among you, and you shall rejoice. For he is the bringer of light, of justice and peace and all that is good. He shall father a new era. A golden era. Heed his commands. For they are the thin barrier between the kingdom on orbis, and the abyss."

 

Empowered by the divine scripture, I thusly summon forth your messiah and offer him his crown.

 

 

 

Rise, Lord Warpool the Bold, First of his name. Champion of Hogwarts, Creator of Coin, Bringer of Raids, Paradoxical Prodigy, Stabilizer of the common, Exorcist of idiocy, Educator of the subpar,  Nemesis of Trolls, Supreme Whale and Ruler of Pixels

 

 

 

All Hail the King.

 

 

Undeveloped masses? Divine right to rule? Return to the natural order?

 

Comrades, lend me your ears! Hogwarts is an alliance of elitism and tyranny! Do not let these oppressors subvert your will with the honeyed words and their forked tongues! The inane babbling of their false ideologues serves but a singular sinister purpose: to retain the power and economic control that they have so devilishly seized. Their intent to return to the outdated ways of kings and lords is an obvious attempt to eschew the oppressive past in favor of rose-tinted revisionism!

 

It is not they who truly control the fate of our nations, but we, the people, who hold self-determination over ourselves! Do not allow these false gods to seduce you, their power is fleeting in this world and their desperation shines through in these propagandist outbursts!

 

Free yourselves, comrades! Break the chains of your oppressors!

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Undeveloped masses? Divine right to rule? Return to the natural order?

 

Comrades, lend me your ears! Hogwarts is an alliance of elitism and tyranny! Do not let these oppressors subvert your will with the honeyed words and their forked tongues! The inane babbling of their false ideologues serves but a singular sinister purpose: to retain the power and economic control that they have so devilishly seized. Their intent to return to the outdated ways of kings and lords is an obvious attempt to eschew the oppressive past in favor of rose-tinted revisionism!

 

It is not they who truly control the fate of our nations, but we, the people, who hold self-determination over ourselves! Do not allow these false gods to seduce you, their power is fleeting in this world and their desperation shines through in these propagandist outbursts!

 

Free yourselves, comrades! Break the chains of your oppressors!

As long as your plans for Galactic domination do not interfere with ours, we good.

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