Popular Post Prefonteen Posted April 16, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2017 (edited) - Good Night Sargun Two days ago, Hogwarts entered a state of war with Zodiac. Confident in our superior technology, we sent our men onto a vast battlefield which would spell nothing but death and decay to us. Though our forces were initially victorious, they stumbled upon heavy resistance around vatican city, where Joe's Stupid Offensive took place. In desperate search for glory and triumph, Joe Stupid defied standing orders and ordered his forces to skip cover and push along the coastline toward sector Charlie to root out what perceived as the final remaining resistance, Zodiac forces launched the most massive amphibious counter offensive in recent military history. Vatican Armada shelling Joe Stupid's nation Footage of Zodiac's assault Joe Stupid and his men were quickly overwhelmed and his nation now hinges on the verge of defeat. His units have retreated to their final fallback lines in a desperate attempt to prolong their defense and stall the inevitable. Zodiac forces managed to cut off supply routes however, effectively encircling the pinned down regiment. A specialized Hogwarts rescue mission was dispatched to break through enemy lines and evacuate private Stupid and his men from hostile ground to bring them home to their families. Two hours ago, Hogwarts officials were informed that private Stupid has been located and that the rescue mission was en route to bring private Stupid back to the homefront. Joe will return only to face the harsh reality that his capital lay ruined by the brutal Zodiac Naval Bombardments. It is a nation in shambles. A nation that needs nurturing. Not war. To this end, Hogwarts' forces shall evacuate Zodiac territory and end the conflict with Zodiac. The following has been agreed upon between Hogwarts and Zodiac's coalition: - No new wars shall be declared between Hogwarts and Zodiac as of the posting of this announcement. - All current wars will be treated as active wars. - Hogwarts, Zodiac and all combatants currently engaged in Zodiac's coalition will refrain from undertaking acts of aggression upon one another for the duration of the grander conflict between IQ and Syndisphere. Edited April 16, 2017 by Partisan 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Bolivar Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Think of the average Joe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PackAnimal Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Saving private Joe Quote Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 (edited) #savejoe Edited April 16, 2017 by Ole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodor Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Every alliance has a joe, ours is stupid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bezzers Posted April 16, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted April 16, 2017 On behalf of Zodiac, I formally apologise for the damage done not only to Joe Stupids nation, but also any damage done to Hogwarts' reputation along with any emotional damages caused by the naval bombardments. In the hopes that Joe stupid may be able to afford therapy and find peace in himself and his nation, I will personally be donating one dollar to the bank of Hogwarts. I hope others follow suite. Signed for Zodiac: Emperor of Yang: Bezzers Chief naval aggressor: Subin All those other less important people 8 Quote Roll Squeegee pact with Redarmy and Ameyuri Blues Brothers pact with Redarmy Leader of the Elyion Resistance. If it's backed by NPO, you know it's evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tywin Lannister Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Let's get a GoFundMe going for private Stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguar Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 #PrayforJoe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 In the hopes that Joe stupid may be able to afford therapy and find peace in himself and his nation, I will personally be donating one dollar to the bank of Hogwarts. I hope others follow suite.I sympathize with Joe's Stupid plight but unfortunately I'm, uhh, financially strapped at the moment. Or something. I'll shed a tear of mourning for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xonera Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 at first i thought this was a troll but no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiho Nishizumi Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 #JesuisJoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thalmor Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 We at the Knights Templar hate to see the suffering of the innocent. As such, we are sending Joe Stupid's nation a care package to help his people through their plight. Due to Zodiac ships still in the area, the package has been sent to Hogwarts directly so that it may be magically teleported to Joe Stupid directly at a future date. ABOVE: The ship carrying the package departs from Cyprus. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent W Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Imagine leaving after one round. Topkek Quote Former Imperial Officer of Internal Affairs and Emperor of the New Pacific Order, Founder of the Syndicate, Current Chief Global Strategist of the Syndicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Bolivar Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Imagine leaving after one round. Topkek Heartless person! Don't you care about the average joes of this realm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted April 16, 2017 Author Share Posted April 16, 2017 Imagine leaving after one round. Topkek Joe's fate is more important to us than your respect. Please be respectful of his hardship. This is no way to behave. I stand with Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vack Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Imagine leaving after one round. Topkek One must think of the average joe over one self! Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent W Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Some of you are really bad posters Quote Former Imperial Officer of Internal Affairs and Emperor of the New Pacific Order, Founder of the Syndicate, Current Chief Global Strategist of the Syndicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaguar Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Some of you are really bad postersWith a damn big heart 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 He's not your average joe ig Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkiri Arch Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 >inb4 Hogwarts and Zodiac merge Quote Officer Nasty reporting for duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Joe Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Some of you are really bad posters Won't you please think of the Children? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Bolivar Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 (edited) Also, just putting it out there but this conflict marks the first time in a long time that keegoz didn't get his ass handed to him. Deserves a round of applause I think Edited April 17, 2017 by Nemesis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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