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A very late statement from Cerberus


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I have a feeling Cerberus will peace out before 20 th :P 

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In addition to this, it has come to our attention that The Syndicate has been developing and potentially selling Reaper Technology. In response to this, Cerberus has sent a small task force to investigate.

 

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You'll know when you surrender to them.

oh Kastor you better start saving money coz I won't be happy is peace is given to you for free. 

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Investor Contact:
Chaunce
 
 


Media Contact:
Zed

 
 


SYNDICATE, INC ISSUES VERY LATE STATEMENT IN RESPONSE TO CERBERUS
 

 
NASSAU, Bahamas, 2017-04-15: SYNDICATE, Inc. (NYSE:SCC), recently learned of a very late statement of hostilities by Cerberus (NYSE: CBS). SYNDICATE, Inc., has now issued a very late statement acknowledging hostilities with Cerberus. SYNDICATE, Inc., wishes the best of luck to Cerberus in the conflict.

 
 
About SYNDICATE, Inc.
 
SYNDICATE, Inc., based near Nassau, The Bahamas, is the world's leading gasoline, aluminum and munitions distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include the Elysian League, which designs, markets and distributes tank and missile materials, and Top Gear 2002, which continues to test the limits and boundaries of speed and motion. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact Zed, Director of Strategic Planning.

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In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.
Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem.

 

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This is probably the wrong time to ask. But what is Cerberus?

In Greek mythology, Cerberus is also known a the "hound of Hades," so I can only assume they're a HBE puppet.

 

also something something Mass Effect

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