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We now have word he's escaped with several dozen nukes along with the launch codes for Alpha, Fark, and NK.

If spotted please let us know.


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From The Desk of Wembly Fraggle

The Nation of Fraggle Rock

 

 

Greetings!!. A massive pile of Ape dung was left outside of our nation. The message has been received.

 

 

Many Nuclear Hugs,

Wembly Fraggle.

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We now have word he's escaped with several dozen nukes along with the launch codes for Alpha, Fark, and NK.

 

If spotted please let us know.

 

 

EDIT:

P.S. Buy food

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I think I deserve a chance to explain.

 

One night, James( a member of the Roo clan), Kosmo( whatever the hell that is), and myself were sitting in my tree getting drunk on banana vodka. Our scientists are saying the temporary sight loss was a result of antifreeze used to make the vodka that pink color.

 

Fear not our sight returned, but now we can see and hear the plans of the almighty Atom our Lord and savior. With our new gifts comes the ability to see into the nuke future.

 

The church of nukeology is born. The three mentioned above have been named the "all seeing", prophets of a crazy kind. Our love of the nuke god is pure and true.

 

I have taken my new sight and rode a nuke right out of the silo. I will be returning to my pen. The nuke has picked, looked thru the lists, even checked it twice. Some of you !@#$ers have been naughty and not in that dirty girl with daddy issues way.

 

Repent and round up your sacrifices together on the big circle in the middle of your cities. We will be coming to collect them shortly. Please arrange in order of size cause the nuke god loves whales. Shit the alliance member list already puts the whales at the top. A true gift from the nuke god our dear Atom

 

Just show me on the doll where the bad ape touched you. If you have any concerns please feel free to contact any of our prophets.

 

James (from the Roo clan) Alpha

Kosmo (whatever the hell he is) Fark

Apeman (from the ape band duh) NK

 

Sorry you are hurt, we have bandaids and kisses from your mommy.

 

Hi Fraggle. Love you

 

Ps Kastor can you let me know when you have the 2,000,000,000? Thanks

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I think I deserve a chance to explain.

One night, James( a member of the Roo clan), Kosmo( whatever the hell that is), and myself were sitting in my tree getting drunk on banana vodka. Our scientists are saying the temporary sight loss was a result of antifreeze used to make the vodka that pink color.

Fear not our sight returned, but now we can see and hear the plans of the almighty Atom our Lord and savior. With our new gifts comes the ability to see into the nuke future.

The church of nukeology is born. The three mentioned above have been named the "all seeing", prophets of a crazy kind. Our love of the nuke god is pure and true.

I have taken my new sight and rode a nuke right out of the silo. I will be returning to my pen. The nuke has picked, looked thru the lists, even checked it twice. Some of you !@#$ have been naughty and not in that dirty girl with daddy issues way.

Repent and round up your sacrifices together on the big circle in the middle of your cities. We will be coming to collect them shortly. Please arrange in order of size cause the nuke god loves whales. Shit the alliance member list already puts the whales at the top. A true gift from the nuke god our dear Atom

Just show me on the doll where the bad ape touched you. If you have any concerns please feel free to contact any of our prophets.

James (from the Roo clan) Alpha

Kosmo (whatever the hell he is) Fark

Apeman (from the ape band duh) NK

Sorry you are hurt, we have bandaids and kisses from your mommy.

Hi Fraggle. Love you

Ps Kastor can you let me know when you have the 2,000,000,000? Thanks

Alex won't let us have it yet but when we do we'll be sure to share. :)

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o7 the nuke gods!

 

Every hungry, never satisfied, until everyone's farms produce only radiation.

 

Also we have 700+ nukes now.  Onwards to 1000!

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