Aksel Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 HEY GUYS! ITS BILL AGAIN! Real quick, I'd like to get something off my chest. Someone - some !@#$ing bird - said something about Max creating another failed alliance, or some shit. I've been advised to mention that yes, yes he is...no, I'm sorry, got my cards mixed up. No, no he is not creating another failed alliance, heck, he isn't even going to attempt creating a succesful alliance. During our chat earlier, he said something along the lines of "yeah, write down magnums, for the shopping list - what?! No haha pigeon is such a little !@#$ (c word with unt at the end) I'm not making a new alliance in this shit politics game. What would be the point, nobody actually does shit anyway. Boring people, boring alliances. Did you put the condoms on the list bill? Also, can you order a pizza..." So, as you can see - from my magnificent, scientific, memory...there will be no alliance of any type with Max's name on it, so you know... No more failed alliances. Of all 20 alliances Max has created, 10 of them were better than the 30 of them he made 6 years ago at the beginning of Politics and War when there were only 3 alliances in the game, that he created. Now, audience, riddle me that! I'm just kidding at this point - I digress. And now, Story Time with Bill Nye, you stupid !@#$. Title: You's a !@#$ and I'm ain't. A couple weeks ago during my vacation I decided to go out and adventure, take in the sights, and see what this place was all about. 'This Place' being where I was during the vacation, which really doesn't !@#$ing matter, because this story is made up. However, I do digress. So, I'm walking and I end up on this trail, heading towards a forest with a beautiful mountain backdrop. I thought to myself, "Who the !@#$ would live out here?" and as I kept walking, I noticed something on the ground, shriveled up, and it wasn't moving. So I took my nuke stick and started poking at it. Poor thing, I thought to myself, it could have had so much potential. I mean - who would have ever thought something with a history of might, fear, and strength, would ever be found just dead, belly up - right here? I sure as hell didn't, I have even done research and tests with these types of creatues and at one point was very close to them. With that in mind, I decided to give the local authorities a call. Some, Steve Irwin looking mother !@#$er came out: The only thing I remember him saying was "wow, would you look at this piece of shit?" as he shook his head and threw it in a bag, never to be seen or heard from again. I mean, the !@#$er was dead - so who actually cares right? So, anway, I still had a ton of daylight to burn so I kept walking. Maybe I could find some more fun shit on my way to wherever I was going. Shortly down the path I come across another hiker - they stop me and ask where I'm coming from, in attempt to make a friendly conversation I start telling them everything about me, my opinions, politics on war, how much I love trump and how Paula Deen is my idol. So about after 2 hours, I start asking this mystical stranger questions. Turns out they live in the area and they work as a pig farmer - sounds pretty !@#$ing disgusting to me - but hey, to each their own. They told me of this magical plan that could possibly ignite motivation within the world, create activity, and maybe, just maybe, foster some new hope for this world to keep going round. I fell to my knees, begging to be a part of it, begging to put in all my resources and time to make this happen. They let me in their circle. So, for the next few weeks, I lived in the middle of !@#$ing nowhere. Cooking up schemes with tons of oil and butter, just like Paula Deen would if she were with me, everything was going great...but before we go any further, let me first explain that this is not a happy story. If you're looking for a happy story, please, close out of your browser, tell your family you love them, enjoy the breeze on your skin - that will be your happy story. Still here? Well - I'm just gonna cut to the chase. This mysterious pig farmer was a piece of shit, just like most of you. His words weren't backed up by action, he was sucked into the politics, and this network built to ignite motivation completely shut down due to the might of the inactivity and retardation of the political globe of this world. I !@#$ing cried my eyes out that night. I ran home in the rain, I got splashed by a puddle from a car while waiting for a taxi I wasn't going to take in the first place, my dog shit on the floor and my microwave dinner overcooked. That night I sat at my desk thinking. Fine...crying. When it hit me! This whole time I've been trying to help Max develop ways to incite motivation and activity within this world, thought to be backed by an able-bodied network of likeminded people, thinking I could only do this with them, as if this was only possible with major investors and partners - so what if they backed out? Politics of this world is shit and there is no real meaning - so why not take it into my own hands! Thoughts of a dead cobra rush through my mind. Like war flashbacks in the best memes of the internet. It is decided. Icarius Science Foundation officially drops out of the trash 'rogue network' of orbis, cuz yall are just as much of a trash alliance, vag alliance as there is. I'll be doing things on my own from here. Prepare your anuses for the big day. It is coming. (like ur mum) - There will be no next time - 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I have no idea what's happening but there's Bill Nye so I'm pretty excited. \o/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 I have no idea what's happening but there's Bill Nye so I'm pretty excited. \o/ https://politicsandwar.com/nation/war/ Just some dumb shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 At max you'll do about 50 million in damage or so to me with your nuke rogue strategy. Pathetic. In the fashion of Max style posts, let us here at CKD give him a proper farewell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 (edited) At max you'll do about 50 million in damage or so to me with your nuke rogue strategy. Pathetic. In the fashion of Max style posts, let us here at CKD give him a proper farewell. I ain't care about damage - if I did $0 amount of damage - I'd still not give a flying !@#$. Posting crazy shit and declaring on a dead alliance has been more fun. The most fun I've had in this game in a while, long while, try it sometime. Also, tell abbas I'm not gonna join CKD. Its also sad that you're taking it so seriously to run numbers on damage - like - how much could I possibly due. Unless you need to compare possible damage to how much you don't have in your alliance bank still? Take a breather - sit back - and let it go. Get out there and have some fun and make the game worth playing. Bring it !@#$. Edited March 21, 2017 by Mad Max 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Also, tell abbas I'm not gonna join CKD. >tfw Abbas Meanwhile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 >tfw Abbas Meanwhile: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aksel Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 (edited) is this where I go, "no you're salty!" and then we just start throwing salt at each other like a pair of waterheads being unsupervised on the playground? If you want something salty - you can come over - drop on your knees and go to town Edited March 21, 2017 by Mad Max Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 If you want something salty - you can come over - drop on your knees and go to town This sounds like CKD's line of gummy candy.... ayy lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripper Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 (edited) That was a little bit anticlimactic, but I am happy for both of you. Many thanks for the memes and the story Max! It was really entertaining! Edited March 21, 2017 by Ripper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 That was a little bit anticlimactic, but I am happy for both of you. Many thanks for the memes and the story Max! It was really entertaining! Don't worry, picked up 2 more Declarations for Shifty's peace. Don't worry, picked up 2 more Declarations for Shifty's peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripper Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Don't worry, picked up 2 more Declarations for Shifty's peace. Spare Zeebrus! Anything but Zeebrus! As a man of science you should know that bees are facing extinction! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 Spare Zeebrus! Anything but Zeebrus! As a man of science you should know that bees are facing extinction! So what you're saying is, nuke zeebrus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsPigeon Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I'm impressed really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 So what you're saying is, nuke zeebrus. Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I had a huge post written up, not that salty, but a little. My only comment is this A love affair gone wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 If you've ever seen Bee Movie, you'd know nuking the bees comes with consequences. If not, lemme explain, in the movie Saddam Hussein goes on a violent rampage. A bumblebee stings his right arm, and he swears vengeance. He spends about a half hour (movie time) dropping nuclear warheads in poor, defenseless honeybee hives (never forgetti, those lost in the Bumblebee Barracks :'( rest in honey, forever my allies). At the end of the movie, he chops down the final honeybee hive. And the world is a baron wasteland, there is no more clean air, and no more thneeds can be made. The lorax tells Saddam the grave mistake he had made, and slowly ascends into Bumblebee Heaven to have a party with the bees. Saddam begins to regret his decisions, nuking the bumblebees had made the world an ugly place, no more flowers, and a man with a bowl haircut is now in charge of the world's air. And so he lived out the rest of his life, a hermit in a cave, until bumblebee sympathists caught him, and hung him Now, what's the moral of the story? I'm not entirely sure. So nuke me if you must, but just know at the end of the day my sickly deformed citizens will sit around the picnic tables, sharing slices of that sweet uranium pie you'll bestow upon us at the Victory Party. If my radiated bumblebee brain serves me right, should be around 240. That's a lot of pie! I'm kinda excited :} And kinda hungry. Our cat citizens shall be there too, we will give gifts in order to support your war funds for the bees. However, I want some radiated pies in exchange, as my cat citizens are short on cat food and cat toys. Plus, radiated pies can make my cats big and strong, albeit suffering radiation poisoning. Yummy! Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 (edited) Just imagine this, but with cats and bees. Edited March 21, 2017 by Catsby Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ripper Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 If you've ever seen Bee Movie, you'd know nuking the bees comes with consequences. If not, lemme explain... Now, what's the moral of the story? I'm not entirely sure. So nuke me if you must, but just know at the end of the day my sickly deformed citizens will sit around the picnic tables, sharing slices of that sweet uranium pie you'll bestow upon us at the Victory Party. If my radiated bumblebee brain serves me right, should be around 240. That's a lot of pie! I'm kinda excited :} And kinda hungry. Once more, you made my day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsPigeon Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I'm just happy I was mentioned, I feel so special. Except I wanted to get nuked but you didn't nuke me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 If you've ever seen Bee Movie, you'd know nuking the bees comes with consequences. If not, lemme explain, in the movie Saddam Hussein goes on a violent rampage. A bumblebee stings his right arm, and he swears vengeance. He spends about a half hour (movie time) dropping nuclear warheads in poor, defenseless honeybee hives (never forgetti, those lost in the Bumblebee Barracks :'( rest in honey, forever my allies). At the end of the movie, he chops down the final honeybee hive. And the world is a baron wasteland, there is no more clean air, and no more thneeds can be made. The lorax tells Saddam the grave mistake he had made, and slowly ascends into Bumblebee Heaven to have a party with the bees. Saddam begins to regret his decisions, nuking the bumblebees had made the world an ugly place, no more flowers, and a man with a bowl haircut is now in charge of the world's air. And so he lived out the rest of his life, a hermit in a cave, until bumblebee sympathists caught him, and hung him Now, what's the moral of the story? I'm not entirely sure. So nuke me if you must, but just know at the end of the day my sickly deformed citizens will sit around the picnic tables, sharing slices of that sweet uranium pie you'll bestow upon us at the Victory Party. If my radiated bumblebee brain serves me right, should be around 240. That's a lot of pie! I'm kinda excited :} And kinda hungry. Add this post to the Wall of Best Replies. 1 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 It's better to have loved and lost get kicked out of 20 alliances, than to never have loved at all You were kicked out of 20 alliances? Damn. You deserve a nuke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 If you've ever seen Bee Movie, you'd know nuking the bees comes with consequences. If not, lemme explain, in the movie Saddam Hussein goes on a violent rampage. A bumblebee stings his right arm, and he swears vengeance. He spends about a half hour (movie time) dropping nuclear warheads in poor, defenseless honeybee hives (never forgetti, those lost in the Bumblebee Barracks :'( rest in honey, forever my allies). At the end of the movie, he chops down the final honeybee hive. And the world is a baron wasteland, there is no more clean air, and no more thneeds can be made. The lorax tells Saddam the grave mistake he had made, and slowly ascends into Bumblebee Heaven to have a party with the bees. Saddam begins to regret his decisions, nuking the bumblebees had made the world an ugly place, no more flowers, and a man with a bowl haircut is now in charge of the world's air. And so he lived out the rest of his life, a hermit in a cave, until bumblebee sympathists caught him, and hung him Now, what's the moral of the story? I'm not entirely sure. So nuke me if you must, but just know at the end of the day my sickly deformed citizens will sit around the picnic tables, sharing slices of that sweet uranium pie you'll bestow upon us at the Victory Party. If my radiated bumblebee brain serves me right, should be around 240. That's a lot of pie! I'm kinda excited :} And kinda hungry. I didn't read anything but the last line. I'm hungry too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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