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Icarius Science Foundation: A Shaky Start


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[As we continue the story of the ISF I will allow Bill to take over and explain things]

 

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Hello to the people of Orbis. Yesterday, my employer Max hired me to head the ISF - I took the job quickly because if anyone knows about science, its me! I basically am the face of science - if you don't know me, !@#$ing look it up. The Name is "Bill Nye" - google it !@#$ers...but I digress. I started working hard on developing the plans our investors and partners have set in motion - and then we were hit with a blow, quick and fast, right at the start. 

 

It would seem that someone we trusted within our network decided to leak insider information to other leading agencies around the world of Orbis, I was insanely boggled. 

 

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Why...? Why would someone we thought we could trust end up immediately giving away vital information - what was their motivation? Why would they betray us that quickly - just as we began? I spent all night developing a team to track down and plug this leak before it was too late and our foundation became kaput. This team is the most intense, most terrifying, most, wild group of people I have ever met in my life. To be honest, you could make another 'Wrong Turn' sequel with this group of misfits, no, I'm being serious, they are !@#$ing hideous....but I digress. My team will find the culprit and they will bring that culprit to justice, a swift kick of science right in the face with my fist!

 

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Until we find out the culprit, here is a message for you - and you know who you are:

 

Do you think this will end what we have started? Do you think that because you have this information you now hold leverage over the ISF? Think again and think a little bit smarter. The ISF is a foundation built on a strong network of investors and partners - even if Max, owner of ISF, is taken out, another will step up in his place. There is no way out of this, the present, or the future. Do you think you deserve congratulations? Snap out of it. 

 

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The actions of the ISF are far from over, this is just the beginning.

 

Good Luck, Until next time.

 

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Hey Guys, Bill here. 

 

Earlier this morning I posted a little bit about how we had a leak and we needed to plug it. I am happy to announce, that we have indeed, plugged it. Originally, the plan was to bring this person to public justice - however - the odds turned back over into our favor with further information being gathered from those outlying agencies attempting to gather our information. In addition, our first suspect was released a few hours ago, originally detained on suspicion of insider trading, but turns out - he was just out grabbing a $5 foot long at subway, I think it was tuna with black olives, toasted, with bacon and provolone....but I digress. 

 

Second, I'd like to talk about the cobra. You know, the one in my pants:

 

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I am now proud to announce that while knowing who leaked this information - we will be keeping their name from public record as to benefit us later on through our advancements in our foundation. You see, them leaking this information was a huge mistake, but like Max stated in his first announcement of the ISF, mistakes are great! You can learn from them and then benefit from them and in this case - you can strike gold. 

 

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This is me doing my happy dance - we caught you - you now belong to us - and our plan is back on track full swing. Maybe it is time you plug the leak on your end/s. Seems like you are sinking fairly fast? 

 

Until Next Time. 

 

-Bill-

 

 

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