Popular Post Spaceman Thrax Posted March 17, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2017 Church of Spaceology Declares the Liberation of Orbis on Behalf of the Wondrous and Merciful Space Uncle Rejoice, hollow meat! The end of the end times has begun. The beginning of beginnings stretches before you like a vast sea of stars. Awaiting your first sip. Please refer to the included documents for the beginning of your own awakening. May the grace and joy of Space Uncle (hallowed be his lap) welcome you. The First Sermon: You are now on the LEADING EDGE basic understandings 1.1 EVERY FAMILY HAS ONE "Don't listen to your Uncle. He's off in his own little world. He doesn't want to be in ours." Beyond your family, is the outsider, who sees beyond the trivialities. In a lack of understanding, the one who possesses truth is seen as anything but. The complexity and truth is stripped away in layers, leaving you in the comfortable embrace of your worldly "families". Kinship found in a reduction... a shearing away of truth to the common, dull ache of triviality. Your simple narratives. Your closing off. Your tiny world, in the endless expanse of Space. 1.2 TIME IS A BAGEL Is it? Perhaps I'm just hungry. The consumption of time itself can only end with its mastery. The loop of dough closed, around space, and so we take our communion. 1.3 UNDERSTANDING IS A BAGEL Endless repetition. A mirror of the true knowledge. In each loop, we are shown the infinite. No matter how many layers are put upon to distract, only Cosmic truth exists as a platform for media, and as such every lie must reflect it. 1.4 MEDIA IS A BAGEL Each facet devours its own end. The farthest point from the truth is itself most doomed to curve back and again reflect it. "You can't handle the truth." Space makes you an offer you can't refuse. 1.5 A BAGEL IS A BAGEL And with each dry bite, we grow thirstier. We are one sip away from being one sip closer. 1.6 SPACE UNCLE CALLS Who wants a bagel? Of Space Uncle's Voice, Spaceman Thrax (Excerpt from March 10th Washington Post) : SHADOWS OVER DC It's been just one week since the completion of the project, and today it's been confirmed: on a sunny day the phallic shadow DOES cover the entire White House. How did we get here? How was one man able to build a radio tower more than three times as large as the Washington Monument in the middle of our nation's capitol? The story begins with a little-known Toronto based radio show. "Spaceman Thrax" would take to the airwaves, preaching a muddled gospel of religion, conspiracy, beverages, and repeated references to his Uncle. While the show had been on the air for years, it had never found a true audience. And this is where the story takes a strange turn. "Katie wasn't doing it for me. L Ron wasn't doing it for me." Cruise said of his decision, looking agitated and bleary-eyed. "Oprah tried to make me into a spectacle. Who does she think she is, anyways? I bet she doesn't even read those books. Well I read them all. I read Dianetics, and I read Spaceman's articles. I know which one is the truth now. Soon you all will too." Cruise paused from his statement to do 50 pushups for no immediately discernible reason. "So yeah, I gave Thrax some money. What of it? We're not going to need it when the ship comes. I'm just trying to save people. I tried to save people with Top Gun, but maybe that was a bit too subtle. Consider it my public service. WOOOOOOOOOO!" The amount of Tom Cruise's gift has not been made available to this reporter, but here, in the shadow of what Spaceman Thrax has dubbed his "Dongbelisk", it is clear it must have been a fortune. I tried to reach the man himself for some comment, with only limited success: "You want a statement? That's his statement." He gestured lewdly towards the towering Dongbelisk. "You want truth? Listen to his show. You want lies? Keep writing articles." "Space Uncle has come. No light can reach from the stars to your old institutions... they are in the shadow of an even greater dong. The secrets have been revealed to me. Pay me as much as Tom Cruise did, and maybe they'll be revealed to you, too. All donations are welcome, to spread His word." Tl:dr: Hi! I made an alliance. We're paperless with no formal protection arrangement. Our theme is a church/cult based around Spaceology: a religion of devoted worship to the almighty and benevolent Space Uncle.You could stop by our channel and say hello. : ) https://discord.gg/7rQ5vfY 28 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaakopu Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 5 days 5 Quote wait this isnt black knights forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I'll give it a week. lol 1 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ungawa Jones Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Best of luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I'm a simple man. I see Thrax, I like. 3 Quote On 3/16/2016 at 9:54 PM, Lykos said: Our next move is obviously rolling LordStrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I'll give it 7x-5 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 5 days seems so short, a week is too long, I give it 6 days, a nice happy medium. 1 Quote "There's nothing you can know that isn't known,Nothing you can see that isn't shown,There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be, All you need is love,Love is all you need." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 (edited) You're not protected, can I hit you now? Edited March 17, 2017 by Keegoz 3 Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lail Das Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 This will reach number one within three months. 1 Quote "Realism is irrelevant unless it's the real world" - Lail Das Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You're not protected, can I hit you now? Spy him. Lel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 (You're all going to look like idiots when we disband tomorrow. :3) I don't know how to be more clear about it. Time is a bagel! "Days" have no meaning. You will all see, in time, how time cannot be seen. 2 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lail Das Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 (You're all going to look like idiots when we disband tomorrow. :3) I don't know how to be more clear about it. Time is a bagel! "Days" have no meaning. You will all see, in time, how time cannot be seen. You're disbanding tomorrow? Wasting credits for no reason... Quote "Realism is irrelevant unless it's the real world" - Lail Das Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Armstrong Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphus Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I give it 10 days, an indeterminate golden era and a slow decline with the rest of this game. 1 Quote One must imagine Sisyphus happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vack Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 10 minutes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malichy Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 It's got Thrax, it's got Tim...that pretty much seals it for me. Good luck! o/ Church of Spaceology 3 Quote MofFA United Purple Nations Former Grosskomtur, FA Minister and Spitler (IA) -Teutonic Order. Former Reclusiarch (IA) - UPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Oh I forgot to note a quick thanks to the people whose AA's my members are coming from. Everyone was really cool about this and I appreciate it. Come chill! Everyone left saying nothing but good things about where they were coming from so please feel welcome. 2 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fraggle Posted March 17, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2017 From The Desk of Wembly FraggleThe Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings to all the wonderful nations of the world. And a hearty hello to the evil do-ers that see it fit to attack The Mighty Nation of Fraggle Rock. I come before the world to formally recognize The Church of Spaceology. While I am currently busy tending to internal and external issues that are nothing but a nuisance to the peaceful existence of bountiful living, The Greatest Nation of Fraggle Rock will send an emissary to bring gifts and report back to me directly all matters about this new way of being. We trust the people of The Church of Spaceology to treat Uncle Traveling Matt with the utmost of respect and to allow him to learn as much as possible. Thank you kind Wembly Fraggle. I look forward to this trip and will report back with news shortly. Pack up the finest radishes to share with The Church Of Spaceology. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 I am pleased to receive the formal endorsement of such fine public figures as the Fraggles, and even more pleased that they have broken through the Illuminati Controlled Mass Media to a simpler, more cosmically aligned truth. 3 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted March 17, 2017 Wiki Mod Share Posted March 17, 2017 Not embracing Dioism is a pig disgusting way to start an alliance. Expect reeducation materials to be delivered soon. 3 Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen M II Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Why are you using the t$ flag, though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Why are you using the t$ flag, though? Good question! Sheepy takes 24 hours to update flags. 1 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Something is rotten in the state of Orbis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVDCCHN Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Best luck buddy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Congratulations, Manthrax! Best of luck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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