Fraggle Bank For Chaos (FBFC)

[Fraggle]

From The Desk of Gillis Fraggle

The Nation of Fraggle Rock

 

 

Greetings to all the wonderful nations of Orbis. As The Nation of Fraggle is starting to end its experiment in this world, we are considering our legacy. While there has been good times, better times, and a bunch of chuckles, The Mighty Nation of Fraggle Rock is ready to move on and leave the world with a generous gift. Our assets will be given to a third party nation to establish the first ever Chaos Fund Foundation. Nations can apply for grants to receive resources and or cash. There will be a three person committee that will determine if their plan purposed is worthy of said grants.

 

The Mighty Nation of Fraggle Rock encourages any new and unique plans to destabilize the world.

 

To be considered for the grant, please list a general outline of the plan without getting into specifics. If your plan is worth wild, you will be contacted and payments will be made directly to you.

 

It's been fun Orbis. Enjoy.

 

Farewell,

 

Gillis Fraggle

Fraggle Rock 

Edited March 11, 2017 by Fraggle

[Dillon A McCann]

You're leaving???

[Aragorn]

Plan:

[Holton]

Haha interesting.

[Spaceman Thrax]

What's beyond this world?

[Flame of the Flawed]

Will you live on in space?

[Queen M II]

Please send me all of the money and all of the resources. I'm going to roll all of Orbis...at the same time. Thanks in advance!

Edited March 11, 2017 by Queen M

[Aksel]

You know me

 

^ My plan

[Lail Das]

Fraggle, oh Fraggle,

On the radiated desert,

Their voice nearly drowned out by a nuke's crackle,

Did blurt,

"Giveth to me thou's plan to use my resources to destabilize Orbis"

 

I'm a horrible poet; hopefully you didn't notice.

 

My plan, engineered to please the Fraggle nuke overlords:

1. Make sure that destabilization levels are moderately consistent throughout Orbis.

2. Ensure that nations who have been given funds for weapons of mass destruction eventually turn against each other. This is to maximize chaos and minimize food production.

3. Destabilize all alliances below rank 70 by giving aggressive noobs WMDs.

4. Get all alliances with "Union" in the name to change it to "Onion".

5. Make it common to see new nations with four thousand tanks and old nations with 150 infra per city.

6. If no suitable grant receivers are found, use funds to get more nukes than Fraggle.

7. Make the streets of half the (remaining) cities on Orbis run with slain warriors' blood while the other half's cities run with gold.

Edited March 11, 2017 by Lail Das

[Fraggle]

How about literally destabilizing the planet? 

 

"With enough nukes and a deep enough hole anything is possible!"

 

[Edit]

 

A not very wise person once said "If a small nation had nukes dat would be stupid." 

I disagree! If one were to invest in a smaller nation with a more chaotic leader, then maybe chaos could actually get somewhere!

My Plan:

 

1. Give one nation with 0 population all of the food on Orbis.

2. Give the smallest alliances that are filled with noobs, all of the nukes, and make them go insane and be able to get into the score range of the members of the largest alliances, and then nuke them, creating another global food shortage, with one nation having all of the food, food prices will skyrocket ultimately creating a world wide food apocalypse where the one small nation, is the world power, and only gives new nations food, making them powerful, and making the older nations weak.

3. Nuke anyone that attacks the food nation.

4. There is no point in placing a nation in the continent of Asia, so nuke every nation in Asia.

5. Write "All hail our Fraggle Lords" in blood on every large world landmark.

6: Dump nuclear waste in oceans and rivers, but cleanse the rivers near the great food nation.

7: Make all nations in the top 50 have rivers of blood flowing through them, but keep them alive and torture them slowly into death of their entire population due to starvation.

8. All nations between ranks 51-2000 will be rolled.

9: All nations between ranks 2001-4999 will be given all the uranium on Orbis.

10: All nations past the ranks of 5000 will be given all the money and have the only nice and not completely annihilated/dead/dying nations.

11: Nuke the moon every 5 days for fun.

12: Have a lottery in which whichever nation wins gets to get 1 nuke.

13: Draw a smiley face (made out of nuke craters) on Asia's surface that can be seen from space.

14: #15 is true

15: #14 is false

 

 

This is the type of crazy that the FraggleBank For Chaos was set up for.

Edited March 12, 2017 by Fraggle

[Betulius]

If your plan is worth wild

 

Freudian slip?

[Frank Todd]

*Looks at self*

 

-Follower of a God of Chaos

 

 

[Lail Das]

New plan:

1. Destabilize top ten alliances and make sure they are constantly in a never ending, unwinnable war.

2. When a new micro is created, assess the abilities of the leadership. If they can be trusted to eliminate the other micros, give that alliance some nukes.

3. Make Regicide, Zodiac, Paragon, and Order of the White Rose and their respective allies the only alliances not being rolled daily.

4. Make it normal for noobs to have 20,000 tanks and for old players to have three soldiers.

5. Establish a religion based on Fraggle and nukes.

6. Make food impossible to grow.

7. Be hated by Kastorsheepy.

8. Give nations WMDs based on willingness to use them.

9. Hire survivors to chart the progress of new players to determine whether to sacrifice them to Fraggle or let them be the sacrificers..

The religion:

1. Nuclear craters will be holy sites.

2. Radiation poisoning is the surest path to martyrdom.

3. Fraggle is an omnipotent god of nukes.

4. Uranium with writing on it is the holy book.

[Fraggle]

Hey Fraggle, you still doing this?

 

 

 

Indeed. We just gave our first grant to the Icarius Science Foundation. We are looking for more new and exciting ideas.

 

Many Hugs,

Wembly Fraggle

[Vack]

I will miss your musings, Fraggle.