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In my last topic, I put down how crazy every one of Trump's cabinet picks are. How, seemingly, every single one of his picks was ironically unqualified. At the time, "every single" pick was an over-exaggeration. Trump had picked some decent people, such as SecDef Mattis. One person who I thought was decent was Attorney General Jeff Sessions. 

 

This week, AG Sessions was accused of lying under oath. The AG is suppose to prosecute those who lie under oath. 

 

Next week, SecDef Mattis will intentionally sink a $5 billion dollar aircraft carrier and launch a cruise missile at Chicago.

 

The week after, the General Surgeon will embrace humoral medicine and market the new drug called "Serpentus Oleum" which will cure all your cancers.

 

It's a useful mental exercise. Through the years, many thinkers have been fascinated by it. But I don't enjoy playing. It was a game that was born during a brutal age when life counted for little. Everyone believed that some people were worth more than others. Kings. Pawns. I don't think that anyone is worth more than anyone else. Chess is just a game. Real people are not pieces. You can't assign more value to some of them and not others. Not to me. Not to anyone. People are not a thing that you can sacrifice. The lesson is, if anyone who looks on to the world as if it was a game of chess, deserves to lose.

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01:05:55 <%fistofdoom> im out of wine

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Says the guy who comments on nihilism, but doesn't know what it is. 

It's a useful mental exercise. Through the years, many thinkers have been fascinated by it. But I don't enjoy playing. It was a game that was born during a brutal age when life counted for little. Everyone believed that some people were worth more than others. Kings. Pawns. I don't think that anyone is worth more than anyone else. Chess is just a game. Real people are not pieces. You can't assign more value to some of them and not others. Not to me. Not to anyone. People are not a thing that you can sacrifice. The lesson is, if anyone who looks on to the world as if it was a game of chess, deserves to lose.

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Thanks for the shitpost

"If a person is satisfied with everything,then he is a complete idiot.A normal person cannot be satisfied with everything."~Vladimir Putin

 

"Every human being makes mistakes."~Ian Smith

 

We do not know what tomorrow will bring. We are not prophets. This is a step in the dark. We can only proceed into the future with faith.~Pieter Wilhelm Botha

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Next week, SecDef Mattis will intentionally sink a $5 billion dollar aircraft carrier

Well... What else could we do? 

http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/01/30/uss-enterprise-decommissioning-orig-vstop.cnn

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These attempts of yours aren't very effective Caecus.

 

Ummm... I wonder who did this... still at least it fits my post I suppose. Still its no grab by the &#33;@#&#036; which showed nothing so its all very prudish to be removing it. 

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Lol. Is that happening next week? That would be really funny, I didn't know that. 

It's a useful mental exercise. Through the years, many thinkers have been fascinated by it. But I don't enjoy playing. It was a game that was born during a brutal age when life counted for little. Everyone believed that some people were worth more than others. Kings. Pawns. I don't think that anyone is worth more than anyone else. Chess is just a game. Real people are not pieces. You can't assign more value to some of them and not others. Not to me. Not to anyone. People are not a thing that you can sacrifice. The lesson is, if anyone who looks on to the world as if it was a game of chess, deserves to lose.

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Lol. Is that happening next week? That would be really funny, I didn't know that. 

What carrier is being sunk next week?

Not sure if the USS Enterprise will be sunk. Could be sold to a foreign military recycling company. The Enterprise was at its 50-year lifespan anyway. Would've happened if Hillary, Johnston, Stein, or Sheepy won. 

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Not sure if the USS Enterprise will be sunk. Could be sold to a foreign military recycling company. The Enterprise was at its 50-year lifespan anyway. Would've happened if Hillary, Johnston, Stein, or Sheepy won.

 

^^^^^^This is the truth. Most of your large ships, CVNs, LHAs, LPDs, etc will usually go about 50 or so years before they are retired. The smaller "Tin Cans", FFGs (which they stopped building like 20 years ago), CGs, DDs and DDGs are usually good to 30 + years. I have a buddy who is on the decommissioning crew of the USS Dallas....the L.A. class fast attack sub that was used the movie "Hunt for Red October". It was commisioned in '81 and just got decommed March 5th....so 36 years of service.

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I like how Trump's cabinet hates what they're in charge of.

 

Jeff Sessions is Attorney General, doesn't believe in justice for minorities

Betsy DeVos is in charge of regulating public education, doesn't believe in public education

Scott Pruitt is in charge of the EPA, doesn't believe in climate change

UN Ambassador Nikky Haley doesn't believe in the UN

 

Rex Tillerson at least seems like a sensible guy, too bad his job is actually done by Jared Kushner.

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