Zed Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Investor Contact:Roy Mustang Media Contact: Zed SYNDICATE, INC ANNOUNCES FOREIGN AFFAIRS CHANGES NASSAU, Bahamas, 2017-03-03: SYNDICATE, Inc. (NYSE:SCC) recently concluded talks with a number of joint ventures and is pleased to announce the following changes to its investor portfolio. HOUSE STARK (NYSE:HSSK) and RAGNAROK (NSYE:ROK), both members of the SYNDICARE initiative for promising young alliances, have concluded their investor training and are set to graduate from the programme with honours. Both will maintain and upgrade their current investment portfolio with SYNDICATE, Inc., to reflect their newfound status in the wider corporate world. SYNDICATE, INC., is pleased and honoured that both of these ventures have been both profitable and fruitful for both parties, and look forward to continuing the agreement in the coming years. In addition, SYNDICATE has also formalized in codifying with GUARDIAN Corporation (NYSE:GURD), an agreement to add additional clauses to its current joint venture - chiefly that each company will now enjoy the optional right to assist the other in offensive acquisitions and takeovers. SYNDICATE, Inc., and GUARDIAN continue to enjoy a healthy and prosperous relationship, and are please to formally announce a change that while always present in spirit, is now in paper. Frozen Assets (t$ - House Stark) Winter is coming, but corporate assets must be carefully maintained at all times. Sometimes it is necessary to keep large amounts of ice cold, hard, cash on hand to respond to any financial emergency. Article I: Information of Paramount ImportanceBoth signatories agree to freely share information for the good of their business and political interest. Article II: Wardens of the NorthShould one of the signatories of this pact be directly sieged upon by an aggressor, the other is obliged to defend. Article III: Acquiring Western MarketsUpon signing, signatories are free to provide assistance in aggressive campaigns on behalf of the other, but are under no obligation to do so; nor must they provide assistance in the event of a chained trigger. Article IV: The Walkers Have ArrivedEvery corporation must have an exit plan. In the event of catastrophe, either signatory may cancel this treaty with 72 hours notice. Signed for The $yndicate:Chaunce, Chief Operations OfficerJessica Rabbit, Chief Finance and Security OfficerSabriel, Chief Strategic Officer Signed for House Stark:Zygon, King in the NorthDarth Revan, Hand to the KingKillman4, Master of RavensHeinrich, Battle MasterCypher, MaesterDarth Revan, Master of Coin Njord's Return (t$-Ragnarok) "In Vanaheim the wise Powers made him and gave him as hostage to the gods; at the doom of men he will come back home among the wise Vanir." Article I: A Bountiful CatchThe harvest is rich, and to be distributed liberally among the signatories - as is the information needed to ensure further wealth and prosperity. Article II: A Prayer at SeaShould a storm or beast directly threaten the commercial livelihood of one signatory, the other must make preparations to assist their cause. Article III: The Norsemen Raid the MarketsEnterprises can be aggressive too. Should a signatory wish to engage in pillaging, the other is able but not compelled to assist; nor must they assist in the event of a chained trigger. Article IV: The End of DaysAll things, whether in business or cosmology, must end. Should this treaty necessitate cancellation, parties are required to give a 72 hour notice. Signed for The $yndicate:Chaunce, Chief Operations OfficerJessica Rabbit, Chief Finance and Security OfficerSabriel, Chief Strategic Officer Signed for Ragnarok:Einherjar: DiomedesBuolungr: Trajan The following article is to be added as an addendum to the current treaty, which will remain otherwise unchanged: 4. The company has the option to make joint ventures should they desire About SYNDICATE, Inc. SYNDICATE, Inc., based near Nassau, The Bahamas, is the world's leading gasoline, aluminum and munitions distributor for a wide variety of peacekeeping and humanitarian activities. Wholly-owned SYNDICATE, Inc. subsidiary brands include the Elysian League, which designs, markets and distributes tank and missile materials, and Top Gear 2002, which continues to test the limits and boundaries of speed and motion. For more information about SYNDICATE, Inc., and its activities, contact Zed, Deputy Supervisor of Strategy And External Affairs. t$-HS upgraded from Protectorate to MDoAP t$-RoK upgraded from Protectorate to MDoAP t$-Guardian "upgraded" from MDP to MDoAP 3 Quote In paradisum deducant te Angeli; in tuo adventu suscipiant te martyres, et perducant te in civitatem sanctam Ierusalem.Chorus angelorum te suscipiat, et cüm Lazaro quondam paupere æternam habeas requiem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 (edited) Not first, therefore I am sad. o/ Edited March 3, 2017 by Darth Revan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ogaden Posted March 3, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted March 3, 2017 Oh look, more treaties! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thomas Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Congrats Very active treaty session. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
丂ħ̧i̧₣ɫ̵γ͘ ̶™ Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 inb4 they're preparing for civil war conspiracy theories and posts post 'em bois also congrats on getting out of protectorate status, not many of us make it out of the hatchling stage. Many are eaten by dogs, seagulls, crabs, and tapirs. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vack Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 (edited) inb4 they're preparing for civil war conspiracy theories and posts post 'em bois also congrats on getting out of protectorate status, not many of us make it out of the hatchling stage. Many are eaten by dogs, seagulls, crabs, and tapirs. !@#$ing tapirs. RIP DHE. Edited March 3, 2017 by Vack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Someone make a cool gif with tS bashing the game to death with paper. Not like we'll have any actual politics in this game to play so you might as well make a lot of gifs. 3 Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vack Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Someone make a cool gif with tS bashing the game to death with paper. Not like we'll have any actual politics in this game to play so you might as well make a lot of gifs. Gifs are politics keegs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Gifs are politics keegs Jifs are lyfe Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 (edited) Jifs Shut you filty mouth! Ill bash you to death with a seal! Edited March 3, 2017 by Ole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Shut you filty mouth! Ill bash you to death with a seal! Better way to go than watching this shit show imo Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ole Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Better way to go than watching this shit show imo i lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexio15 Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Woot go us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Jerry Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Better way to go than watching this shit show imo i lol'd ^^^^^Both these folks speak the troof^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PackAnimal Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Gifs are politics keegs Does that make Kurd the Daimo of Politics rather than gifs? 1 Quote Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 we should form two alliances, Giffs and Jiffs, and fight to the death 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prefonteen Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I mostly keep keegoz around for the salt supply. Congrats and all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apeman Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Congrats to tS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 "oa" clauses exist to shift blame and placate whiners. It's implied in every treaty from protectorates to MDPs. Making it official is only detrimental. Random ranting that no one asked for aside, congrats to all parties. 5 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I like House Stark. o/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 The civil war announcement is next, in case anyone's curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Revan Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I like House Stark. o/ I quit gg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I like House Stark. o/ Probably because you want them to merge into Lordaeron o/ regardless 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kastor Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Probably because you want them to merge into Lordaeron o/ regardless It's mostly because Zygon is cool plus I know Cypher from our paperless days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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