Patrick Higgins (Old) Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 (edited) Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has become the 46th president of the United States! Congratulations! Here is President Dwayne Johnson's inaugural speech: "I am honored to be standing here today, in front of thousands of people, all here today listen to my speech. Well, some of you may be thinking why a former wrestler and actor would ever want to become president of the United States. My answer to that is simple - change. Our country had to deal with four solid years of a joke of a man, Donald Trump. He screwed up our taxes, put thousands of people out of jobs and homes, and worst of all, did not make America great again! Starting tomorrow, I already know what I am going to do. I am going to wipe the entire country clean of Trump. Now I don't mean killing him, but rather drain the swamp that he continued to fill. From now on, our motto for the next four years will be "Remelting the big melting pot", meaning that we will accept refugees and immigrants, and we will allow abortions and gay marriage, and we most of all, not only give the people what they want, but what they and this country truly needs!" Edited February 16, 2017 by Patrick Higgins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormrideron Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I could see Dwayne Johnson running for third and fourth term. But given that Republicans committed political suicide when they passed two term limits to prevent any democrat president from running for third terms, only to bite them back when Ronald Reagan was an extremely popular president to win 49 out of 50 states. He could have run for third term but it was the law that prevented him in 1930s passed by the Republican Party. Quote Commander-in-Chief of Svalbard Island Badassery Rating: 100% / Popularity Rating: 100% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rozalia Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Its an oddity of sorts (well there are reasons) but most from a professional wrestling are Conservative, The Rock included. As such it seems odd you would think he would automatically be this grand "diversity will be sped" up sort of guy. I mean look where that thinking went with Obama who has only stomped black people's faces further into the mud when he was supposed to be their grand hope according to many. Though the biggest reason this is ridiculous is that The Rock is a face and so is Donald Trump. Faces don't tear into each other in such a way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Higgins (Old) Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 Its an oddity of sorts (well there are reasons) but most from a professional wrestling are Conservative, The Rock included. As such it seems odd you would think he would automatically be this grand "diversity will be sped" up sort of guy. I mean look where that thinking went with Obama who has only stomped black people's faces further into the mud when he was supposed to be their grand hope according to many. Though the biggest reason this is ridiculous is that The Rock is a face and so is Donald Trump. Faces don't tear into each other in such a way. I researchec interviews with the rock, he was talking avout what he'll do if he becomes presdient Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Higgins (Old) Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 He means the rock wouldn't make his entire inauguration nothing but a trump rant. Lol damn i didnt notice how many misspells i had XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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