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Did you say a swear?

 

#getinyoursafeplace

 

 

The birds deserve it, for stealing a toy train.

 

(The "get around profanity filter" was the reason, it had a couple of swear words in the strip)

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Are you insinuating that all fowl are to blame for the inability of one species to protect its precious resources?

 

 

Are you insinuating that all fowl are willing to steal other species precious resources?

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Well, maybe if you hadn't brought such a valuable toy out into the open like that, you wouldn't have been robbed. Anyone could've stolen such a carelessly treated possession.

And instead of reporting such a theft to the authorities as is proper, you engaged in violent vigilante justice, a simply inexcusable action.

I hope hippos do not encourage such brutal behavior.

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"They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!"
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<Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays.

<Kastor> And laughs and shit.

<Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard.

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Are you insinuating that the weak should not be stripped of resources that would go to waste?

 

That raven sure was weak.  Don't worry, I have a shiv with all your names on it.

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Well, maybe if you hadn't brought such a valuable toy out into the open like that, you wouldn't have been robbed. Anyone could've stolen such a carelessly treated possession.

And instead of reporting such a theft to the authorities as is proper, you engaged in violent vigilante justice, a simply inexcusable action.

I hope hippos do not encourage such brutal behavior.

Da, it was a wild piegin chase.

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Greatkitteh was here.-

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Oh damn, there's more birds here now?

 

MrsPigeon and TheNG need to stop breeding.

Attempts to breed a penguin out of sub-fowl stock has been confirmed by Nestingland scientists to be infeasable. Do not attempt to do so.

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Attempts to breed a penguin out of sub-fowl stock has been confirmed by Nestingland scientists to be infeasable. Do not attempt to do so.

 

How many fish do you require to become our FA head? Get in touch!

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Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe.

 

~ William S. Burroughs

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Attempts to breed a penguin out of sub-fowl stock has been confirmed by Nestingland scientists to be infeasable. Do not attempt to do so.

 

Call me back when penguins learn to fly, like real birds. See who's "sub-fowl" then, wouldn't want to breed you anyway. -_- 

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"They say the secret to success is being at the right place at the right time. But since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around!"
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<Kastor> He left and my !@#$ nation is !@#$ed up. And the Finance guy refuses to help. He just writes his !@#$ plays.

<Kastor> And laughs and shit.

<Kastor> And gives out !@#$ huge loans to Arthur James, that !@#$ bastard.

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Call me back when penguins learn to fly, like real birds. See who's "sub-fowl" then, wouldn't want to breed you anyway. -_-

What does a pigeon know of the struggles of penguinkind? For eons, the master fowl has overcome the limitations of our humble frame. While the base pigeon has always been a slave to the global welfare state, the harsh crucible of nature has forged the penguin into a peerless fowl. While you and your kind pecked in the sun and grew fat in cities across Orbis, we have fought beak and claw against Sub-Fowl, Commu-Seals, and worse.

Through ingenuity and the guiding hand of destiny itself, we have unlocked the secrets of jet aircraft. Through sacrifice and duty, we have carved out a Nest for ourselves that will last for a thousand winters. Through Victory and Fate, we have claimed the title of Master-Fowl.

What man, what hippo, what pigeon, can claim the same?

 

Ring us back when your species has suffered enough to earn a seat at our table.

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