Lail Das Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 (edited) I will skip the introduction and say that I am about to pay two million dollars and all my munitions to end some wars. Because of this, I need more in-game money quickly, for rebuilding my military and finally getting another city. I will provide intellectual or creative services such as BBcode training and tactical advice to an alliance for 1.2 million dollars per week, for two to four weeks. Please specify what you need done when replying and I will do my best. Example Services: Factbook creation - $200,000 Alliance Tactical Advice - $1.2 million per week Nation Tactical Advice - $200,000 per week Alliance BBcode help - $800,000 per week, $1.2 million If over forty members. Nation BBcode help - $400,000 per week, $800,000 If over 1,000 score. Advertisement design - $1.2 million per ad Flag design - $1.2 million per flag Forum creation - $1.2 million per category Technical help - Varies Protection Treaty - $300,000 per week, $1.2 million if over fifteen members. Edited January 12, 2017 by Lail Das Quote "Realism is irrelevant unless it's the real world" - Lail Das Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donald Trump Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I will skip the introduction and say that I am about to pay two million dollars and all my munitions to end some wars. Because of this, I need more in-game money quickly, for rebuilding my military and finally getting another city. I will provide intellectual services such as BBcode training and tactical advice to an alliance for 1.2 million dollars per week, for two to four weeks. If it involves risk to my nation in any way, such as advising an alliance on how to destroy their enemies, the fee doubles. The fee also doubles if the alliance has more than thirty members, as there is presumably more work. Please specify what you need done when replying and I will do my best. Show me your impressive "Intellectual" capabilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lail Das Posted January 12, 2017 Author Share Posted January 12, 2017 (edited) Show me your impressive "Intellectual" capabilities. How? I can't prove I didn't just use a search engine unless you give me a question IRL. I could tell you all about Alcubierre Drives, Yolngu culture, teach you to speak Igbo, or explain why there's no sound in space, but who's to say I didn't just use Google? I could provide you with advice on how to win all your current wars, but maybe I have The Art of War open in iBooks. I do know about all these things, but I can't prove it. You see, I'm just trying to get money basically for free, and there's no better way than taking advantage of people who you're slightly smarter than! You should know that, you pretend to be Donald Trump. If you can type "Ǽ", you're probably smart enough to not need my services anyway. Speaking of creative services, your nation could use a factbook. Want me to make up a history for your nation? I'll only charge $200,000... Edited January 12, 2017 by Lail Das Quote "Realism is irrelevant unless it's the real world" - Lail Das Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DACOROMANIA Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I am not impressed of your " talents ". I can make up a history for a nation too. But who will pay for it ? If someone can type "Ǽ" , means that he/she is smart enough? What it mean "tactical advice" for you? more than how to use ships and aircrafts in game? And what risk do you refer ? Quote Reius Zarius Stefan, leader of DACOROMANIA in PaW game here, member of the League of Imperialists. Need more members for my alliance. Leader of DACOROMANIA, Founder High Chancellor of Holy Byzantine Eurasian Confederacy I am here in Politics&War just because of NationStates. I play both games and your PaW game will be known there too.I believe that a new balkanic confederacy or union (extended in Euro-Asia and maybe more) could be great and an alternative to N.W.O., with ideals like human rights, peace and prosperity for all despite of any difference, avoiding the tyranny and preserving the liberty. Also you and we can save and unite the Earth, then going interstellar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lail Das Posted January 12, 2017 Author Share Posted January 12, 2017 (edited) I am not impressed of your " talents ". I can make up a history for a nation too. But who will pay for it ? If someone can type "Ǽ" , means that he/she is smart enough? What it mean "tactical advice" for you? more than how to use ships and aircrafts in game? And what risk do you refer ? If someone can type "Ǽ", they are probably smart enough to accomplish the things I offer on their own, since they either figured out how to use Unicode or their device's character selection menu, both of which are things people who need my services probably can't do. My services are for people who can't do things on their own. Tactical advice would be when to attack, what to use and what not to use, when to use certain things, how to balance making a profit and defeating your enemy, how to minimize casualties, etc. The risk is that if I help one alliance/nation defeat another, the one that was defeated will be angry and possibly blame me for their loss. I understand I sound like I'm completely insane, but I don't care. I just want money. Edited January 12, 2017 by Lail Das Quote "Realism is irrelevant unless it's the real world" - Lail Das Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PackAnimal Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Ê my E has a hat. Quote Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lail Das Posted January 12, 2017 Author Share Posted January 12, 2017 Ê my E has a hat.As much as I want to reply in Mongolian, I- Та оюуны болон бүтÑÑлч үйлчилгÑÑ Ð³Ñж юу Ñ…ÑÑ€ÑгтÑй вÑ? I think the thread is being derailed. Quote "Realism is irrelevant unless it's the real world" - Lail Das Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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