Popular Post Alan Posted November 23, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 23, 2016 "AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" ~Vanoss I'll be cruising to victory. I appreciate the "I love you", "I think I'm in love" and "Who the heck is this guy". You're "Glorious Leader" has returned and will be re-taking office effective 11/26/16. In other news I will be seeking to make pacts with breweries across the globe as our beer distributer has dropped us due to the burning of our bill in the latest fire. We are sorry, Phil, so sorry. Avansies has been recently hit by random nations and our protectorate NPO has ceased to do anything about anything. As a result as soon as I'm "elected" Avansies will drop the following: 1.) All Vivacious Vassals 2.) MDPs that have not been acted upon. 3.) All FTAs 4.) All Vassalage Agreements and Vassals 5.) Remove Herobrine 6.) Demand something in form of an apology from NPO, beer will do. In the words so famously spoken by Samuel L. Jackson.... "I'm tired of all these muthaf***in' treaties not being muthaf***in honored". o/ \o (Epic High-Five) 8 Quote A game dies without a community. Don't hate on the communities trying to grow. Eat them instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hadesflames Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 6.) Demand something in form of an apology from NPO, beer will do. Would hate to be NPO right about now. =/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Thrax Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Welcome back, Guilo! Orbis, you treated him like an animal. So that's what he became. 6 Quote Slaughter the shits of the world. They poison the air you breathe. ~ William S. Burroughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegoz Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Welcome back, Guilo! Orbis, you treated him like an animal. So that's what he became. Time to build a zoo Quote [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vack Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oomCIXGzsR0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude45454 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Avansies is hereby protected by Terminus Est. Any nation that dares to deface Glorious Leader will face the full wrath of our military. ...pshhh, what do you mean, we're not in range? I don't know what you're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vack Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Avansies is hereby protected by Terminus Est. Any nation that dares to deface Glorious Leader will face the full wrath of our military. ...pshhh, what do you mean, we're not in range? I don't know what you're talking about. I could technically declare war on you and not lose. Checkmate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wiki Mod Dr Rush Posted November 23, 2016 Wiki Mod Share Posted November 23, 2016 Avanisies is no longer protected by NPO, got it. Quote 23:38 Skable that's why we don't want Rose involved, so we can take the m all for ourselves 23:39 [] but Mensa is the cute girl at the school dance and she's only dancing with us right now to get our friend jealous 23:39 [] If Rose comes in and gives Mensa what she wants, she'll just toss us aside and forget we ever existed 23:39 zombie_lanae yeah I do hope we can keep having them all to ourselves 23:40 zombie_lanae I know it's selfish but I want all their love 6:55 PM <+Isolatar> Praise Dio Pubstomper|BNC [20:01:55] Rose wouldn't plan a hit on Mensa because it would be !@#$ing stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seabasstion Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 will drop the vassals? that means i AM still a vassal woooooo! i'll die for you young guilo. so dreamy (: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunky Monkey Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 And for today's regularly scheduled Avansies thread.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Name Here Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 (edited) Yes, Young Guilo for supreme dictator of Orbis! "Make shitposting great again" He'll build a wall of spam. But wait.... there's more!!! The next 5 Orbisians to declare their unconditional love for His Holy Guiloness will get their very own Avansies Vassal's Kit, with everything you need to build a shrine to the glory of Young Guilo; AND A lifetime subscription to "THE AVANSIES SHITPOST", so you'll be kept up-to-date with everything you don't need to know about Avansies. I'm not Young Guilo, but I approve this message. Edited November 23, 2016 by Insert Name Here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vack Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 I love you Youg Guilo please marry me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted November 23, 2016 Author Share Posted November 23, 2016 I love you Youg Guilo please marry me I am in exile at the moment and don't have an address to have the marriage certificate mailed to. Quote A game dies without a community. Don't hate on the communities trying to grow. Eat them instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PackAnimal Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 I am in exile at the moment and don't have an address to have the marriage certificate mailed to. I love you. Quote Mans two modes of existence can be thought of as his light and dark side. He is either the Protector or the Ravager. The Immovable Object or the Unstoppable Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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