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There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed.  

"Your cattle will die, your friends will die, you will die. But your reputation, if it is good, will never die."  -excerpt from the Havamal

 

"We are born into this time and must bravely follow the path to the destined end. There is no other way. Our duty is to hold on to the lost position, without hope, without rescue, like that Roman soldier whose bones were found in front of a door in Pompeii, who, during the eruption of Vesuvius, died at his post because they forgot to relieve him. That is greatness. That is what it means to be a thoroughbred. The honorable end is the one thing that can not be taken from a man."  -Oswald Spengler

 

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots.

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it.
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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots.

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it all.

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[11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though.

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it all. He purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens...

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it all. He purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it allHe purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "No, don't do it.  You have so much to live for.  Also, if you kill yourself, you'll burn in the fires of hell so yeah you probably shouldn't do it.  I mean, just stop...like right now."

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"Your cattle will die, your friends will die, you will die. But your reputation, if it is good, will never die."  -excerpt from the Havamal

 

"We are born into this time and must bravely follow the path to the destined end. There is no other way. Our duty is to hold on to the lost position, without hope, without rescue, like that Roman soldier whose bones were found in front of a door in Pompeii, who, during the eruption of Vesuvius, died at his post because they forgot to relieve him. That is greatness. That is what it means to be a thoroughbred. The honorable end is the one thing that can not be taken from a man."  -Oswald Spengler

 

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it allHe purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "No, don't do it.  You have so much to live for.  Also, if you kill yourself, you'll burn in the fires of hell so yeah you probably shouldn't do it.  I mean, just stop...like right now." However, the Raccoon didn't hear the Angel, so it pulled the trigger anyways.

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it allHe purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "No, don't do it.  You have so much to live for.  Also, if you kill yourself, you'll burn in the fires of hell so yeah you probably shouldn't do it.  I mean, just stop...like right now." However, the Raccoon didn't hear the Angel, so it pulled the trigger anyways. The raccoons' brains exploded over the walls of his trash can, scattering bits of skull and flesh all over.

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it all. He purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "No, don't do it.  You have so much to live for.  Also, if you kill yourself, you'll burn in the fires of hell so yeah you probably shouldn't do it.  I mean, just stop...like right now." However, the Raccoon didn't hear the Angel, so it pulled the trigger anyways. The raccoons' brains exploded over the walls of his trash can, scattering bits of skull and flesh all over. The next day his 7 year old disabled son who relied on his father for his care found his cold dead corpse.

[11:52 PM] Prefontaine: But Keegoz is actually bad. [11:52 PM] Prefontaine: He's my favorite bad leader though.

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it all. He purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "No, don't do it.  You have so much to live for.  Also, if you kill yourself, you'll burn in the fires of hell so yeah you probably shouldn't do it.  I mean, just stop...like right now." However, the Raccoon didn't hear the Angel, so it pulled the trigger anyways. The raccoons' brains exploded over the walls of his trash can, scattering bits of skull and flesh all over. The next day his 7 year old disabled son who relied on his father for his care found his cold dead corpse. The other racoon took the gun and shot its-self in the head as well, as he could not live any longer.

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it all. He purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "No, don't do it.  You have so much to live for.  Also, if you kill yourself, you'll burn in the fires of hell so yeah you probably shouldn't do it.  I mean, just stop...like right now." However, the Raccoon didn't hear the Angel, so it pulled the trigger anyways. The raccoons' brains exploded over the walls of his trash can, scattering bits of skull and flesh all over. The next day his 7 year old disabled son who relied on his father for his care found his cold dead corpse. The other racoon took the gun and shot its-self in the head as well, as he could not live any longer. Shortly after this the remains are discovered by a passerby, Alexei Lysenko, as he attempts to settle into a nearby trash can.

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it all. He purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "No, don't do it.  You have so much to live for.  Also, if you kill yourself, you'll burn in the fires of hell so yeah you probably shouldn't do it.  I mean, just stop...like right now." However, the Raccoon didn't hear the Angel, so it pulled the trigger anyways. The raccoons' brains exploded over the walls of his trash can, scattering bits of skull and flesh all over. The next day his 7 year old disabled son who relied on his father for his care found his cold dead corpse. The other racoon took the gun and shot its-self in the head as well, as he could not live any longer. Shortly after this the remains are discovered by a passerby, Alexei Lysenko, as he attempts to settle into a nearby trash can. However, Alexei decided to move on and find a proper job, and lives in a normal house.

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it all. He purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "No, don't do it.  You have so much to live for.  Also, if you kill yourself, you'll burn in the fires of hell so yeah you probably shouldn't do it.  I mean, just stop...like right now." However, the Raccoon didn't hear the Angel, so it pulled the trigger anyways. The raccoons' brains exploded over the walls of his trash can, scattering bits of skull and flesh all over. The next day his 7 year old disabled son who relied on his father for his care found his cold dead corpse. The other racoon took the gun and shot its-self in the head as well, as he could not live any longer. Shortly after this the remains are discovered by a passerby, Alexei Lysenko, as he attempts to settle into a nearby trash can. However, Alexei decided to move on and find a proper job, and lives in a normal house. No he didn't.

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it all. He purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "No, don't do it.  You have so much to live for.  Also, if you kill yourself, you'll burn in the fires of hell so yeah you probably shouldn't do it.  I mean, just stop...like right now." However, the Raccoon didn't hear the Angel, so it pulled the trigger anyways. The raccoons' brains exploded over the walls of his trash can, scattering bits of skull and flesh all over. The next day his 7 year old disabled son who relied on his father for his care found his cold dead corpse. The other racoon took the gun and shot its-self in the head as well, as he could not live any longer. Shortly after this the remains are discovered by a passerby, Alexei Lysenko, as he attempts to settle into a nearby trash can. However, Alexei decided to move on and find a proper job, and lives in a normal house. No he didn't. Yes, he did.

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it all. He purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "No, don't do it.  You have so much to live for.  Also, if you kill yourself, you'll burn in the fires of hell so yeah you probably shouldn't do it.  I mean, just stop...like right now." However, the Raccoon didn't hear the Angel, so it pulled the trigger anyways. The raccoons' brains exploded over the walls of his trash can, scattering bits of skull and flesh all over. The next day his 7 year old disabled son who relied on his father for his care found his cold dead corpse. The other racoon took the gun and shot its-self in the head as well, as he could not live any longer. Shortly after this the remains are discovered by a passerby, Alexei Lysenko, as he attempts to settle into a nearby trash can. However, Alexei decided to move on and find a proper job, and lives in a normal house. No he didn't. Yes, he did. You wanna fockin go mate?

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it all. He purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "No, don't do it.  You have so much to live for.  Also, if you kill yourself, you'll burn in the fires of hell so yeah you probably shouldn't do it.  I mean, just stop...like right now." However, the Raccoon didn't hear the Angel, so it pulled the trigger anyways. The raccoons' brains exploded over the walls of his trash can, scattering bits of skull and flesh all over. The next day his 7 year old disabled son who relied on his father for his care found his cold dead corpse. The other racoon took the gun and shot its-self in the head as well, as he could not live any longer. Shortly after this the remains are discovered by a passerby, Alexei Lysenko, as he attempts to settle into a nearby trash can. However, Alexei decided to move on and find a proper job, and lives in a normal house. No he didn't. Yes, he did. You wanna fockin go mate? The narrator stops, and wonders why he's arguing with himself. He goes back to the story:

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A few days ago, in a town not to far away. There was a mystical land where the sun shined and meadows bloomed. A raccoon tried to buy a pizza, but the raccoon sniffing broom bots attacked it. Fortunately, the Hammer Knights arrived in time to subdue the broom bots. Unfourtanelty for the Hammer Knights, Kim Jong-Un made a MEGA BEOOM BOT which was 23.5 times as strong as a normal Broom Bot. Luckily, the Hammer Knights were able to subdue it, but they lost many people to it. The raccoon, traumatised by this ordeal, returns to his residence (a trash can) and tries to sleep, but is haunted by nightmares of the Mega Broom Bots. He decides to end it all. He purchases a Ruger LC9 handgun and tries to use it on himself. As he squeezes the trigger, right before the bullet fires, something amazing happens... He heard the voice of an angel speak to him. The angel said "No, don't do it.  You have so much to live for.  Also, if you kill yourself, you'll burn in the fires of hell so yeah you probably shouldn't do it.  I mean, just stop...like right now." However, the Raccoon didn't hear the Angel, so it pulled the trigger anyways. The raccoons' brains exploded over the walls of his trash can, scattering bits of skull and flesh all over. The next day his 7 year old disabled son who relied on his father for his care found his cold dead corpse. The other racoon took the gun and shot its-self in the head as well, as he could not live any longer. Shortly after this the remains are discovered by a passerby, Alexei Lysenko, as he attempts to settle into a nearby trash can. However, Alexei decided to move on and find a proper job, and lives in a normal house. No he didn't. Yes, he did. You wanna fockin go mate? The narrator stops, and wonders why he's arguing with himself. He goes back to the story: oi !@#$ off Paston, Alexei is just killing shit like a madman, I would like a written apology for killing what was becoming a very fleshed out character, the raccoon.

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