Popular Post Fraggle Posted June 1, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2016 From The Desk of FireChiefFraggle Fraggle Rock 05/29 12:50 am War has been declared on you by Peoples Republic of VoeJozzo. His reason for war was listed as: "To end this war, apply to the Free People of Earth.". Wars last for up to 5 days before they expire, your advisers urge you to prepare your military for battles to come. Good luck! 05/29 12:50 am Grand Hegemon VoeJozzo of Peoples Republic of VoeJozzo ordered a ground attack upon your nation of Fraggle Rock. The attack was an immense triumph. Grand Hegemon VoeJozzo's forces lost 0 soldiers and 0 tanks, while your defenders lost 0 soldiers and 0 tanks. You used 0.00 tons of munitions and 0.00 tons of gasoline defending the attack. The attack destroyed 0.01 infrastructure in the city of Wembly Crossroads. Grand Hegemon VoeJozzo stole $0.00 in the attack and destroyed 0 improvements. This loss has resulted in your opponent gaining ground control. Ground control reduces the amount of your aircraft you can use in airstrikes by 1/3rd. To end your opponent's ground control you must execute a ground battle that is a success, another player must achieve an immense triumph ground battle on your opponent, or you must destroy all of your opponent's soldiers and tanks. 05/29 12:50 am Grand Hegemon VoeJozzo of Peoples Republic of VoeJozzo ordered a ground attack upon your nation of Fraggle Rock. The attack was an immense triumph. Grand Hegemon VoeJozzo's forces lost 0 soldiers and 0 tanks, while your defenders lost 0 soldiers and 0 tanks. You used 0.00 tons of munitions and 0.00 tons of gasoline defending the attack. The attack destroyed 0.01 infrastructure in the city of Township of Boober. Grand Hegemon VoeJozzo stole $0.00 in the attack and destroyed 0 improvements. This loss has resulted in your opponent gaining ground control. Ground control reduces the amount of your aircraft you can use in airstrikes by 1/3rd. To end your opponent's ground control you must execute a ground battle that is a success, another player must achieve an immense triumph ground battle on your opponent, or you must destroy all of your opponent's soldiers and tanks. From: Fraggle Date: 05/29/2016 Sunday 12:59 am You want a nuclear weapon dropped on your nation? Do you even know who you attack? From: VoeJozzo Date: 05/29/2016 Sunday 1:20 am Block Communications Build a nuke, and I'll immediately suspend attacks, as well as send you full reps for any damage I did. Hell, I'll throw in a few $100k as an apology for your troubles. Until then, I'm looking at your lack of an economy, and am not terribly scared. You know, given this: You successfully gathered intelligence about Fraggle Rock. Your spies discovered that Fraggle Rock has 2 spies, $0.00, 0.00 coal, 0.00 oil, 19.25 uranium, 0.00 lead, 0.00 iron, 0.00 bauxite, 0.00 gasoline, 0.00 munitions, 0.00 steel, 0.00 aluminum, and 0.00 food. From: Fraggle Date: 05/29/2016 Sunday 1:23 am You clearly do not understand the mechanics of the game yet. Take a better look and notice the 87 farms that produce roughly 10,600 food per day. You can win this war easily and try to run off. You might get away. I will build a nuke tomorrow and hit someone in your alliance. You are trying to start something with the wrong nation. Your 100K offer wouldnt even come close. End it now or you'll regret it later. From: VoeJozzo Date: 05/29/2016 Sunday 1:40 am Block Communications No, I'm aware that that's how the game works, and I admire the ingenuity of abusing the game by selling down to no infrastructure after you've built your city. If you want peace, let's do it. I don't derive any particular pleasure from pissing people off. From: Fraggle Date: 05/29/2016 Sunday 8:55 am I've carefully considered all the options and now fully understand my situation. You have attacked my nation and I can not do anything to stop you. I am formally going to surrender and fold my alliance. In return I hope to join your alliance and will do anything it takes to make this relationship work on both ends. In return for my surrender, I hereby request formal protection by your alliance and all the benefits that would come of that. I await your position on this matter. From: VoeJozzo Date: 05/29/2016 Sunday 12:33 pm Block Communications If you wish to do so, then by all means, welcome aboard. The FPE absolutely protects its own--when people get raided, we always make sure to back them up. (And if you look, militarily, we're pretty solid for our score range.) Our new members are immediately entitled to all rights and privileges of the Alliance, and we will soon be transitioning to some form of democracy, with elections at all levels. (It is my current understanding that this will make us the largest one in Orbis.) We offer a $20k signing bonus in two installments, but you can absolutely negotiate for more. 05/29 01:40 am Peace has been offered by VoeJozzo of Peoples Republic of VoeJozzo. Your advisers suggest you carefully weigh your options. Further attacks will destroy all peace offerings. 05/29 09:04 am - Fraggle Rock applied to join the alliance Free People of Earth. From: John Date: 05/31/2016 Tuesday 10:53 pm Block Communications Hello friend, just recently I had war declared on myself by a member of EU. An alliance that we have treaties with. Now this nation is refusing to compensate for damages that he caused. This nation deserves to be punished and I will make sure that Malory Archer allows it. To cut to the chase I will like you to launch a nuke at this nation to "punish" him. From: Fraggle Date: 05/31/2016 Tuesday 10:55 pm Ok. To do this you need to send the following supplies to me: 250 uranium 500 gas 750 Alum 5.75 mil cash. Thanks friend. From: John Date: 05/31/2016 Tuesday 10:57 pm Block Communications This isn't final. I am currently trying to get Malory to compensate. If he doesn't I will get the resources to you. Now that we are talking, how are you liking it in FPE? FraggleRock detonated a nuclear weapon upon the nation of Peoples Republic of VoeJozzo led by VoeJozzo. The attack destroyed 1,190.00 infrastructure in the city of Greatwargrad, and killed approximately 118,845 people, you monster! You also destroyed a stadium and a police station. 1 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milord Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Worst recruting technique EVER! 1 Quote PEOPLE BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU POST CAUSE IF YOU POST IN A NO COMMENT THREAD, YOU GET A WARNING POINT CAUSE OTHER PEOPLE SEING ONE MORE POST THAN USUAL HURTS THEIR EYES. You gotta live long so you can experience the sad joke that this world is. "If I ever formed an alliance it would be called Grand Puberty Agency And the text above would be like:"GPA just had a growth spurt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techcraft2 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 kek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infice Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Was the resources sent to you in the end? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Hahaha, wow. 1 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoeJozzo Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Fun Fact: Fraggle Rock still has no cash on hand. Fun Fact Number Two: Fraggle Rock gains cash primarily by selling resources. Fun Fact Number Three: Blockades prevent this. Fun Fact Number Four: Fraggle Rock is currently blockaded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dark Specter Posted June 1, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted June 1, 2016 Fun Fact: Fraggle Rock still has no cash on hand. Fun Fact Number Two: Fraggle Rock gains cash primarily by selling resources. Fun Fact Number Three: Blockades prevent this. Fun Fact Number Four: Fraggle Rock is currently blockaded. Fun fact five: we all already knew this 10 Quote Amidst the eternal waves of time From a ripple of change shall the storm rise Out of the abyss peer the eyes of a demon Behold the razgriz, its wings of black sheath The demon soars through dark skies Fear and death trail its shadow beneath Until men united weild a hallowed sabre In final reckoning, the beast is slain As the demon sleeps, man turns on man His own blood and madness soon cover the earth From the depths of despair awaken the razgriz Its raven wings ablaze in majestic light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Fun Fact Number Six: Fraggle has nothing to loot or destroy. Battles only last 5 days and you cannot redeclare for some time. G'luck. 4 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitri Valko Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 o/ Fraggle o/ Vigilante Justice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweeeeet Ronny D Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 You just use multiple people to keep him blockaded, its not hard to do, the toughest part is dealing with other raiders that will attack and beige him, there-by preventing you from keeping the blockade up. So you just have to keep an eye out on his nation and message anyone that tries to raid him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyrositor Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Will people never learn? Keep up the good fight, Fraggle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valakias Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalinar Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Fun Fact: Fraggle Rock still has no cash on hand. Fun Fact Number Two: Fraggle Rock gains cash primarily by selling resources. Fun Fact Number Three: Blockades prevent this. Fun Fact Number Four: Fraggle Rock is currently blockaded. Fraggle doesn't look blockaded anymore Quote I will take responsibility for what I have done, if I must fall, I will rise each time a better man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISD0MTREE Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 This is gold. The only thing that would make this better would be the butthurt from a global consequence when a nuke is launched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fraggle Posted June 3, 2016 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 3, 2016 (edited) Fun Fact: Fraggle Rock still has no cash on hand. Fun Fact Number Two: Fraggle Rock gains cash primarily by selling resources. Fun Fact Number Three: Blockades prevent this. Fun Fact Number Four: Fraggle Rock is currently blockaded. Fun Fact Number Five: You have to keep the blockade on to prevent a second of your cities from getting nuked. 06/03/2016 12:46 am FireChief Fraggle of Fraggle Rock detonated a nuclear weapon in the nation of Peoples Republic of VoeJozzo. The attack destroyed 1,169.51 infrastructure in the city of Revolutiongrad and 2 improvements.. Fun Fact Number Six: This has been nothing but fun on my end. I really enjoyed how your alliance joined in and destroyed .01 of my infra. The horror. Edited June 3, 2016 by Fraggle 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aisha Greyjoy Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I remember fighting Fraggle in his prime. And I was like WTF when all his other opponents beiged him quickly, leaving me facing him alone with only GA win on him, despite our coalition-wide "no beiging" policy. Had to eat another 2 nukes while I scored my other 5 GA wins. Looking at you TeST, Guardian, and SK(Solomon). 1 Quote Duke of House Greyjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blacklabel Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 I remember fighting Fraggle in his prime. And I was like WTF when all his other opponents beiged him quickly, leaving me facing him alone with only GA win on him, despite our coalition-wide "no beiging" policy. Had to eat another 2 nukes while I scored my other 5 GA wins. Looking at you TeST, Guardian, and SK(Solomon). lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peacity Peace Posted June 11, 2016 Share Posted June 11, 2016 >called "Free People of Earth" >tries to get members through war and bribery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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