Eva-Beatrice Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 (edited) Just some updates from Rokkenjima. Rokkenjima has sent 100 Goat Butlers under the command of General Lucifer to Meonesia in order to assist with the Tom Riddle situation. We hope to capture him alive and bring him here to Rokkenjima. We won't disclose what our plans regarding him are at this current time. Compared to our magic, his is extremely weak. The conflict is expected to blow over in a few days time. After negotiations with the Kingdom of Sweden, they have agreed to let Rokkenjima nationalize the Ã…land Islands. Full control over the islands has now been transferred to Rokkenjima. The Witch Council has been making plans to artificially modify the islands now that they're under our full control. Under the supervision of Commander Satan and the Witch Council, the first test of the Delta Bomb, Rokkenjima's latest WMD, has taken place. The target: a distant planet in the outskirts of the Milky Way known as Saethea. It is a rocky planet roughly 16 times as massive as Orbis. In a time span of 13 seconds, the entire planet was destroyed. Although the test of the bomb was a success, it will not see use on Orbis at all. Rokkenjima has appointed a new ambassador, whose job it is to make trips to allied / soon-to-be allied nations as our representative. We had previously lacked an official ambassador, so witches from the Council had to play that role. Introducing to you all, our new official ambassador, Crestia Bel. Lastly, we are announcing that the Rokkenjima News Network will no longer be broadcasting worldwide. The network will only broadcast to those in Rokkenjima. Yes, that includes the Rokkenjima News Reports hosted by Clair. This comes after last weeks "useless" comments and complete lack of interest towards the show. That is all. - Eva-Beatrice Edited May 21, 2016 by Eva-Beatrice 1 Quote When the seagulls cried, none were left alive. "If life is a miracle, then death is a certainty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Boooooooorinnnnnnnng. Lol but seriously thanks for the.... goats. Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Boooooooorinnnnnnnng. Lol but seriously thanks for the.... goats. They should have sent them to Arabia. Just saying. - Alexei Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Vi Britannia Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 They should have sent them to Arabia. Just saying. - Alexei Arabia burned, we dont need more useless bloodshed 1 Quote Ex-Archduke of Defence for BK 3 minutes ago, Buorhann said: @Lelouch Vi Britannia - BK needs you, but they really don't deserve you. Thanks for the dankness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikhan Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Arabia burned, we dont need more useless bloodshed It was sarcasm... I know that we don't need it. It just seems like Arabia has a natural affinity for goats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ekejen Luish Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 I think Abu Haddad is a goat. Also speaking of him I haven't seen him on a few days... good thing I guess. 1 Quote This is very small Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eva-Beatrice Posted May 21, 2016 Author Share Posted May 21, 2016 Lol but seriously thanks for the.... goats. They do make up the majority of our army. Don't underestimate them. It'll only get you torn to shreds. :3 1 Quote When the seagulls cried, none were left alive. "If life is a miracle, then death is a certainty." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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