Popular Post Lord of Puns Posted February 5, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 5, 2016 (edited) So after coming in midway through declares, I got very lost. So I made this to keep track of the events as they unfolded. I will keep this updated daily, if not every other day. If anyone has stats, I will add them, but I am not tech savvy enough to make a script to find the stats nor do I have patience to hand pick them. As always, if something's wrong let me know so that I can fix it. War Logs: January 16 - 9:15pm: Mensa acknowledges hostilities with Arrgh, declares war on Arrgh - January 17 - 11:56am: Arrgh places Guardian, Mensa HQ, and Seven Kingdoms on "Enemies of Arrgh" list, essentially declaring war - January 23 - 11:08am: Vanguard posts on OWF a faux-Mensa declaration after massive raids hit Vanguard. Vanguard essentially recognizes hostilities with Mensa HQ ----------------------------------------------------------------------PRE-Great War---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- February 3 - 11:30pm: Rose cites attacks on a friend (Vanguard), declares war on Mensa HQ-February 3 - 11:33pm: Fark activates their oDoAP with Rose, declares war on Mensa HQ-February 3 - 11:35pm: The Knights Radiant (TKR) activates their MDoAP with Guardian and The Syndicate, declares war on Rose-February 3 - 11:37pm: The Syndicate (t$) activates their MDP with Mensa HQ, declares war on Rose-February 3 - 11:40pm: the Coalition (tC) activates their MDoAP with the Syndicate, declares war on Rose-February 3 - 11:55pm: Guardian activates their MDP with Mensa HQ, declares war on Rose-February 4 - 1:17am: The Kings Parliament (TKP) activates their MDoAP with the Syndicate, declares war on Rose-February 4 - 2:42am: Roz Wei cites Drunkenness, declares war on Rose-February 4 - 2:49am: Seven Kingdoms (SK) activates their MDP with Mensa HQ, declares war on Rose and Fark-February 4 - 9:46pm: Viridian Entente (VE) activates MDoAP with Rose and friendship with Vanguard, declares war on Mensa HQ, Roz Wei, and Guardian-February 4 - 9:49pm: The Light Federation (TLF) activates MDoAP with Rose and grievances with Mensa, declares war on Mensa HQ-February 4 - 9:52pm: Charming Friends (CF) activates MDoAP with The Light Federation, declares war on Mensa HQ-February 5 - 1:47am: Alpha activates MDoAP with Rose, declares war on Roz Wei - February 5 - 3:02am: The Syndicate activates MDP with Mensa HQ, declares war on The Light Federation and Charming Friends - February 5 - 5:59am: Shuriken, as Protectee of Viridian Entente, declares war on Mensa HQ, Roz Wei, and Guardian - February 5 - 12:21pm: The Chola (tCh), as Protectee of the Syndicate, declares war on The Light Federation - February 5 - 5:51pm: Socialist Workers Front (SWF), as Protectee of Rose, declares war on Roz Wei - February 5 - 11:51pm: Black Knights (BK) activates MDoAP with the Syndicate, declares war on The Light Federation and Charming Friends - February 6 - 5:38pm: Phoenix, as Protectee of Rose, declares war on Roz Wei - February 6 - 9:41pm: Viridian Entente (VE) activates MDoAP with Rose, declares war on The Kings Parliament - February 6 - 9:45pm: The North American Confederacy (NAC) activates MDoAP with Viridian Entente, declares war on The Kings Parliament - February 7 - 12:22am: Black Knights (BK), activates bored, declares war on Socialist Workers Front - February 7 - 3:19pm: Seven Kingdoms (SK) declares any attacks on allies in war as aggression towards SK, declares war on the North American Confederacy - February 8 - 1:30am: Viridian Entente (VE) activates MDoAP with North American Confederacy, declares war on six of the Seven Kingdoms and The Knights Radiant - February 8 - 1:40am: United Purple Nations (UPN) activates MDoAP with Viridian Entente, declares war on The Knights Radiant - February 8 - 2:57am: Alpha recognizes Seven Kingdoms' polarization of the war, declares war on Seven Kingdoms - *All times in EST ** The Current Cobalt War with Arrgh is unrelated to any events within the current global conflict and is thus not included Offensive to Defensive DoW's: Vanguard: 1 Smorgasbord - 0 Offensive - Mensa HQ: 6 Defensive - 1 Offensive - 2 Smorgasbords - Rose: 7 Defensive - 1 Offensive - the Syndicate: 0 Defensive - 3 Offensive - Viridian Entente: 0 Defensive - 6 Offensive - Seven Kingdoms: 2 Defensive - 3 Offensive - 1 Smorgasbord - Fark: 1 Defensive - 1 Offensive - Guardian: 1 Defensive - 1 Offensive - 1 Smorgasbord - Roz Wei: 4 Defensive - 1 Offensive - The Light Federation: 3 Defensive - 1 Offensive - Charming Friends: 2 Defensive - 1 Offensive - The Knights Radiant: 2 Defensive - 1 Offensive - Black Knights: 0 Defensive - 2 Offensive - Arrgh: 4 Smorgasbords - Alpha: 0 Defensive - 2 Offensive - The Kings Parliament: 2 Defensive - 1 Offensive - Socialist Workers Front: 1 Defensive - 1 Offensive - The North American Confederacy: 1 Defensive - 1 Offensive - the Chola: 0 Defensive - 1 Offensive - Phoenix: 0 Defensive - 1 Offensive - the Coalition: 0 Defensive - 1 Offensive - *Definition of Smorgasbord: a conflict difficult to ascertain who is on the offensive against who, usually caused by raids which led to wars declared and make the definition of the aggressor difficult to define. My amazing MS Paint Skillz depicting who declared war on who: This shit is !@#$ bananas, this has turned into a puzzle project EDITS: -Fark arrow changed to no longer attacking Rose -Time Change on Alpha DoW -Added t$ DoW on map and list -Added offensive wars to defensive wars list -Added Arrgh -Changed Vanguard Defensive war to "Smorgasbord" -Added Multiple Smorgasbords in response to Arrgh/PP wars -Added SWF's declares -Added BK's declares -Added declares since BK on SWF, not updated map yet, going to IHOP, that shit can wait for IHOP. Also a much cleaner version of the Map here by Ansom: https://politicsandwar.com/forums/index.php?/topic/10999-obligatory-name-this-war-thread-and-stuff Edited February 9, 2016 by Lord of Puns 7 Quote 22:26 +Kadin: too far man 22:26 +Kadin: too far 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: that's the point of incest Kadin 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: to go farther 22:27 Bet: or father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 (edited) Nice! This is far better than the lazily scribed war map I tried putting together as a joke. (P.S. Alpha's DoW time needs switched from pm to am) (P.P.S. EST is best time, nerds) Edited February 5, 2016 by Kurdanak 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TellUrGrlThx Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Thanks. I wasn't sure if it 6 or 7 that had declared on us so far. It's hard to tell when a lot of us haven't really got too much action defensively so far. Quote ☾☆ Priest of Dio º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ GOD EMPEROR DIO BRANDO¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ DIO BRANDO GOD EMPEROR¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¤¤º°¨ ø„¸¸„¨ ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durmij Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Change your Farking arrow. It looks like they declared on Rose. 2 Quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjI4ROuPyuY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUUEHv8GHcE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur James Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 (edited) Missing arrow light federation is in war with T$. adding comment only SK,TKingsP TLF and the TC have single front facing Rose. I somehow have sympathy with the condition of what rose is in...Got it TheNG?Calliou? Edited February 5, 2016 by Arthur James 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Puns Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 Missing arrow light federation is in war with T$. adding comment only SK,TKingsP TLF and the TC have single front facing Rose. I somehow have sympathy with the condition of what rose is in...Got it TheNG?Calliou? Was the DoW in his latest post? If I was including people who were just defending each other and retaliating the arrows would cover the picture. Only doing DoW's Quote 22:26 +Kadin: too far man 22:26 +Kadin: too far 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: that's the point of incest Kadin 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: to go farther 22:27 Bet: or father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Missed Charming Friends/The Light Federation vs Mensa HQ and The $yndicate vs CF/TLF. Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Puns Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 Missed Charming Friends/The Light Federation vs Mensa HQ and The $yndicate vs CF/TLF. Yea Partisan just updated it clarifying, I'll fix that Quote 22:26 +Kadin: too far man 22:26 +Kadin: too far 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: that's the point of incest Kadin 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: to go farther 22:27 Bet: or father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRBOOTY Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Like half the comments here are about us. We can into relevance 2 Quote MR BOOTY IN DA HOUSE http://i.imgur.com/R5WWAB1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Quill Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Like half the comments here are about us. We can into relevance Not so fast, TLF. >.> Quote <&Partisan> EAT THE SHIT <blacklabel> lol @ ever caring about how much you matter in some dumbass nation simulation browser game. what a !@#$in pathetic waste of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buorhann Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Hello Rose, we're paired up in a gang bang. 2 1 Quote Warrior of Dio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfPCFQfOnLg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryu[Old Account] Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 One correction, Mensa didn't declare war on Vanguard. It was the other way around (days after raiding stopped). Go search for DoW topic and you'll see it's Vanguard that opened it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Puns Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 One correction, Mensa didn't declare war on Vanguard. It was the other way around (days after raiding stopped). Go search for DoW topic and you'll see it's Vanguard that opened it. Without re-opening an old wound: I didn't put it in the war logs for that exact reason, but the raiding is what directly (or at least what Rose claims) lead to Rose's DoW on Mensa that started all this shit. So it's basically there to explain the situation. That may be contradictory to when I said I'm only putting in DoW's but it's a special case. Perhaps I'll get rid of it on the map and put Vanguard's announcement in the War Logs. I dunno Quote 22:26 +Kadin: too far man 22:26 +Kadin: too far 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: that's the point of incest Kadin 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: to go farther 22:27 Bet: or father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibrahim (Banned) Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Hello Rose, we're paired up in a gang bang. Imao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryu[Old Account] Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Without re-opening an old wound: I didn't put it in the war logs for that exact reason, but the raiding is what directly (or at least what Rose claims) lead to Rose's DoW on Mensa that started all this shit. So it's basically there to explain the situation. That may be contradictory to when I said I'm only putting in DoW's but it's a special case. Perhaps I'll get rid of it on the map and put Vanguard's announcement in the War Logs. I dunno The correct thing would be to put Mensa declaring on PP and Arghh. Although raiding did get out of control leadership on both sides were in contact and raiding stopped before Vanguard decided to retaliate. I don't blame them for retaliation but it wasn't declaration on Mensa's part since our leadership forced everyone to stop raiding. Vanguard declared on us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Puns Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 The correct thing would be to put Mensa declaring on PP and Arghh. Although raiding did get out of control leadership on both sides were in contact and raiding stopped before Vanguard decided to retaliate. I don't blame them for retaliation but it wasn't declaration on Mensa's part since our leadership forced everyone to stop raiding. Vanguard declared on us. I'll throw in Arrgh, kinda left them hanging, they've been fighting yall still I do believe. Starting to push the boundaries on what constitutes the main Mensa-Rose sphere wars. I'll try something with the Mensa - Vanguard thing. Quote 22:26 +Kadin: too far man 22:26 +Kadin: too far 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: that's the point of incest Kadin 22:26 Lordofpuns[boC]: to go farther 22:27 Bet: or father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryu[Old Account] Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 BTW, great idea. Fun to see how it's all messed up in a diagram. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Bagel Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I need someone to do one about how much NS and military everyone is losing 1 Quote <&Partisan> I'm roleplaying a not snake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I need someone to do one about how much NS and military everyone is losing If you are going to do this, please don't forget about Arrgh and PP. Sure it may have been a separate war but god dammit we're all in this together! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aksel Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Fancy - I was going to make one like I did last war - but you beat me to it. o/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marflebark Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 You forgot poland Shuriken Quote Marflebark, Aardful Advisor of the Aardwolf Empire.Furry.LGBT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I'll throw in Arrgh, kinda left them hanging, they've been fighting yall still I do believe. Starting to push the boundaries on what constitutes the main Mensa-Rose sphere wars. I'll try something with the Mensa - Vanguard thing. fyi Guardian and Seven Kingdoms also declared on Arrgh at the same time as Mensa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rapmanej Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Got our first "surrender" https://politicsandwar.com/nation/id=7646 This nation is in Vacation Mode for the next 167 turns. This nation cannot be attacked or traded with during that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I'm doing ONE war estimate, and that's it. I have a bleeding headache and 4 weeks in, I still haven't finished reading my textbooks end to end. Format: Date Coalition Alliance Name Member Count / Average Score / Total Score Total Member Count / Average Score / Total Score Symen (Hi Atzuya!) vs Paragon (Paracovenant?) 10:07 PM Server '16.Feb.5 Symen The Syndicate 61 / 1,582.13 / 96,509.89 The Knights Radiant 81 / 1,008.75 / 81,708.71 Seven Kingdoms 42 / 1,613.28 / 67,757.75 Mensa HQ 56 / 1,061.74 / 59,457.32 Roz Wei 82 / 637.25 / 52,254.13 Guardian 16 / 1,765.47 / 28,247.44 The Kings Parliament 30 / 863.71 / 25,911.17 The Coalition 9 / 1,635.60 / 14,720.43 Total 377 / 1,131.48 / 426,566.84 Paragon Viridian Entente 109 / 1,332.91 / 145,286.95 Rose 80 / 1,286.23 / 102,898.33 Alpha 28 / 2,501.97 / 70,055.20 Arrgh 73 / 549.59 / 40,119.86 The Light Federation 39 / 1,008.49 / 39,331.27 Fark 25 / 1,151.15 / 28,778.85 Vanguard 20 / 904.87 / 18,097.42 Charming Friends 17 / 791.19 / 13,450.15 Total 391 / 1,171.40 / 458,018.03 I suppose I could list reserves, but you guys always bash my estimates. I am about to unleash a Confusion on the first mutha.... I meet at this rate, so good night. ::psyduck:: 2 Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lu Xun Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Potential Reinforcements from the top 50 alliances: Symen: Black Knights (Linked to both UPN and The Syndicate, last war was on Mensynd side) 82,741.70 Pantheon (Linked to both Rose and The Syndicate) 51,713.77 Sparta (Ex-Guardian?) 42,459.83 Terminus Est 35,282.35 Total, including long-shots: 212,197.65 Paragon: Covenant: United Purple Nations (Probably will let Rose burn a bit for making them burn last war, but if they intervene, it will be decisive) 165,722.19 Brotherhood of Clouds 62,604.82 The Dutch East India Company 53,625.87 Cornerstone (yeah, right) 48,854.87 North American Confederacy 26,238.55 Cobalt (MDoaP with Rose, ODP with SK) 18,404.72 Total, including long-shots: 375,451.02 Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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