Another day of frightful staleness plagues the world of Orbis
The players clamor for the next great hero of Dynamism™
A glimmer of hope shines, why on this day does TKR stretch well beyond three-hundred-twenty-thousand?
Will Orbis finally be saved from the clutches of infinite boredom, by a long awaited skull smashing?
Alas, it was simply not to be
For all the hope which the people of Orbis had born on that day, was indeed slain in a fell instant
As TKR unleashed their anticipated wrath, not against anyone relevant of meaningful, but against... Arrgh? For... raiding? Seriously? Oh boy.
The people of Orbis shuddered, and desk manufacturers quintupled their sales to meet demand for objects to smash ones head into due to frustration.
From her perch on Mount Olympus, Akuryo too was most disappointed, until it occurred to her
Only an idiot would declare war on Arrgh with a bunch of useless nobody's to stop raiding!
Thus she took herself to the Oracle, for a real answer.
The Oracle obliged, and all became clear! Akuryo must warn the people of Orbis, do not fret!
There is something interesting after all! Look, upon my vision given by the Oracle!
Indeed only a fool would declare war on Arrgh with a bunch of people who can't even hit them, just to stop their raiding
But it is clear, the issue is Arrgh's unfaithfulness!
From the very beginning, Arrgh could never keep itself to one alliance! Always going to and fro, looking for the next exciting conquest!
It was only a matter of time, before a few scorned alliances would punish them for such behavior!
Though, in the future, pick a punishment they don't enjoy...
This concludes what is probably obviously my first attempt at making a meme. Special thanks to @Dr Rush who taught me some crash course video editing to even make the attempt. If this is terrible, i highly suggest you blame him, it's obviously his fault and i am completely innocent and should not be held accountable in any way.
Good night, Orbis!