Tybaltus

First wife: Belorussian Second: Russian Third: Armenian Fourth: Kabyle Gender: Male Reasons: Belorussians are exceptionally loyal. And I once read an article on them in http://belarusfeed.com/nine-facts-belarusian-women/ in which it said they are supernatural and are Godly in nature. They have, as I have heard, tapped into the fourth dimension. Russian, however, has the biggest honkers. I also just generally like slavic food. Armenian because I need a woman who can pout and make me feel good about myself. She has to be super poor though, otherwise I can't have the effects of schadenfreude take place. The Kabyle is because I like some Eastern foods in the mix, also thicc lips, but lastly and mostly because I was FORCED to remove the Finns from the list. A true tragedy.