To all those who care and those who are wondering why I posted for two micros,
We hereby recognize that Monsters Do In Fact Get Drunk and sometimes need help. To aid in their recovery from alcoholism, we propose the following: Sometimes shifty happens and sometimes we care: We will occasionally aid in time of war, but most probably not, as this truly is just a NAP masquerading as a ODP. Sometimes shifty happens and we need to party: We will occasionally aid in time of peace, but most probably not, as this truly is just a NAP masquerading as a PIAT. Hold Harmless in case shifty happens: We will never, I repeat, never be aggressive and agree to pay all reps that may result of such crap happening. Sometimes moans and groans: We will review in a month and may upgrade or dismiss. Otherwise, either party has 72 hours.
Thus saith Lord Sheepy,
Diomedes, President of Guinness
Fien Zinfi, Vice President of Guinness
Shifty Stranger, Only Member of Monster Island and King of Lulz
Please Note this is a temporary treaty and mainly for the lulz, anything that comes out of it will be purely accidental.