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Good evening Orbis, I am Ripper, and this is Terminal News Hour. A week has passed since the commencement of hostilities between Terminal Jest and IQ. One of our most talented spies reporters managed to infiltrate the IQ headquarters and record a general assembly of the IQ officers, reporting to their Supreme Leader, Roq. The main topic discussed was the performance of the IQ forces and the current damages sustained by them. (For those offended, remember... We just Jest.)

Did you disband your alliance just so people would upvote something you posted?

Who is going to protect CS though?

Thank god for reliable news.

As of 2/13/2018 Lordaeron has officially closed its doors and merged into CS. Its been a great run with up and downs, i want to thank everyone who made this possible, i also want to thank our allies for sticking with us through these hard times! <3 On that note the following treaties will be transferring: MDoAP with NPO, MDoAP with OWR, ODoAP with WiFi All members are protected by CS during the transition

Failing alliance merges into failing alliance. You should have just disbanded with some dignity and told your members to go where they like. Lets hope the instability of this merger finally pushes Cornerstone to disband so we can eliminate another useless alliance that has existed for longer than it should have.

When IQ runs out alliances to consume wholesale so it starts eating itself Best of luck to the old and new members of Cornerstone!

If I see another "Culture Victory", I will sign TKR. @Robert E Lee, you know what to do...

I loved that! (with volume turned off due to me understanding the original German) ^^

Happy?

The last time it was used in this community was over than a year ago. Considering there are many players that joined in that interval (including me), I think that its use is in order. Besides, this is one of the 100 works of our propaganda department that we have published. :|

I love you.

Oh shit, they're finally shitposting back! Also...

"THIS WAS ALREADY DONE IN A DIFFERENT GAME WHICH THE MAKER OF THE PIECE DID NOT PLAY." "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HAVE FUN IN THIS GAME. FOLLOW MY ARBITRARY RULES ON WHAT SHOULD AND SHOULD NOT BE MADE." Ho-ly-shit.

That was a top quality shitpost. Well done.

This was hilarious, no matter what side you were on.

I love it.

Dear god. This is better than the Oktoberfest one. I didn't think it was possible, but it has been done.

Why safely end anything when you can instead put all those double ties to good use? Form all of them into a second bloc (called The IQ of course) that will simultaneously exist alongside the first for maximum Dynamism points! After all, why rule the game with just one hegemony when you can do it with two!

@Gorge and @Kynlo were very weak leaders. This would not have happened if @Chidz and @Kastor were still in charge. May this be a testament to future alliances to make sure these two are never in any government positions.

HBE already disbanded

Polaris has cancelled its treaty with Assassin Order. Several days ago we gave Kastor the notification of our intent to cancel the treaty. Out of respect for AO, we will not publicly disclose our reasons for the cancellation. We wish AO good fortune in the wars to come.

Yep. This is the funniest post I have ever seen on these forums in my 553 days in Orbis. If someone disagrees, I'd love to see something that will make my eyes water in pure entertainment like this one did. This is the very last compliment you get from me, Partisan!

The Viridian Entente

I can't breathe, I may pass out from laughing too hard.

Got a request on discord for the same but excluding cities 1-4 entirely so here is also that: That brings 20+ to being 15.33% of all active nations greater than 5 cities.

<3

No shade but I honestly feel like former CN ruin the game for the non-CN people.

I literally used MS Paint to paste a Hippo head on Arnold Schwarzenegger's body. @Taco did a really bad comic drawing. This community thrives on badly made propaganda artistry.

Shitpost police are out in full force today....

Facts don't lie boi. Sit down.

Challenge accepted.

7 star classic. I'm in love with this post.

Only a monster would attack such a weak and delicate flower. I don't know how I'll ever recover.

So does this mean Gorge will stop posting

This war has taught me how to spell Buorhann's name correctly.

The propaganda has peaked with this post. There is no topping this.

So you couldn’t afford to rebuild yourselves? You tried attacking arrgh and you got rolled in that process, that’s sad. You guys brought lordaeron to be shittier than it ever was.

Nobody was looking at you. Nobody will ever look at you. Nobody cares. Kbye. -------- +1 to the merge.

Top quality jesting.

Here are only those who have been active within the last week and are not in vacation mode: That brings it up to 9.93% active nations at 20 or above.

You two are the perfect married couple after all

Preamble Rose and Ragnarok agree to upgrade the existing ODoAP to an MDoAP treaty. Article I - Sovereignty Both parties agree to respect each other’s right to conduct its own affairs without external hindrance. Article II - Intelligence Both parties agree to share intelligence, with the understanding that close cooperation is necessary for the security of both alliances. Article III - Mutual Defense Both parties agree to come to each other’s aid in the case of an attack by an external aggressor. Article IV - Optional Aggression Should one party decide to pursue aggression against an external party, the other party may join in on the aggression. Article V - Cancellation Should either party wish to nullify this treaty, they must give a 72-hour notice before it is made official. Signed for Rose: Shogun: Redarmy Shikken: Saxplayer Daimyo of Foreign Affairs: Rebecca Samurai of Diplomacy: SamohT Signed for Ragnarok: High King: Jeremy Graham Jarl: Trajan Thane of Diplomacy: AddictedBoy Steward of Diplomacy: AnwarJ

From The Desk of Fred Fraggle The Nation of Fraggle Rock Greetings Orbis. I bring great news to the world!! In a completely unexpected turn of events, the war is ending!! IQ has decided to buy peace. Per the settlement, all parties of this war will stop all hostilities in twelve hours. The terms that can be made public are listed below. It has been a pleasure to work with both sides to end this great war. 1) All parties involved will stop the fighting and shake each other's hands. 2) The secret fee to Fraggle Rock will be paid within 8 hours. If this payment is not made, war will continue. 3) Partisan will not plot against Fraggle Rock for selling him out. Many Hugs and Tons of Kisses Fred Fraggle

Amazing

Best thing I've seen all day.