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Thalmor doesn't pay me enough, so I'm going freelance. Need an alliance ad? A custom flag? Want something photoshopped? Hit me up on Discord: Aleph#2544 Some examples of my most recent work: Let's make Orbis a prettier place!

Y'all would be LUCKY if all the major alliances were run by women. I am confident the game would be, like, a kajillion times spicier than it is right now and all the moaning and groaning about the game dying would cease.

There are no girls on the internet.

And instead of alliances we have brothels?

As the title says bring back color stocks because treasures are a failed mechanic that has been nerfed into uselessness. Color stocks actually provided a good economic incentive for war and added an interesting element to politics that the game has been missing since they were removed.

How about TKR splits in two and has a civil war. I dare you.

Because we already know that for whatever reason Dubayoo's post and mine triggered you. We already know this whole thing will eventually devolve into Shifty's a psycho nazi and a misogynist. The reality is that couldn't be further from the truth. No one here respects women as much as I do.

None of us had an interest in a fair fight, 1v1, or even war. We were interested in victory.

Got those fancy helmets and all too, don't you?

Always amusing to see someone from Alpha saying this. If you guys survived, so can Sparta as they are far smarter than you. Plus Sparta had the balls to actually do something instead of shouting nuke bloc nuke bloc and being absolutely and utterly useless.

Hence, we see why this game is called Politics and War. Anyone who plays this game for its war mechanics is wasting one's time. There are tons of better wargames out there to play.

That's some nice propaganda you got there. I wasn't exactly unprepared. I was one day from max military. I was working during your initial update blitz, and was finally able to login about 3 hours post update. Due to a well executed blitz, by that time, you guys had taken 1,728 aircraft off of me. I was already hosed. You can argue that I should've had full military and quit my job, but no alliance is going to mandate that their members have 100% military, 100% of the time - let alone be active 100% of the time. I do take care of myself. I pay for all my Gladian needs including, but not limited to: Cities, Infra, Resources, Warchest, Hookers, Blow, etc... But you can spin that statement however you like. The fact is, we (Grumpy) are in an alliance for the purposes of mutual defense. While each individual nation is expected to defend themselves, that's not where it stops as your interpretation would suggest. We are expected to defend each other. We are also not neutral, and devoted to defending our allies. That goes both ways. Truthfully, we share just about the same purpose as any other alliance out there. ---------- Anyway, thanks for the fun. I was bored too!

#coupthalmor2k17

Then you wait for the catfight to end before petting some !@#$ to make it purr. :-P Eh... I wouldn't call them slutty. They're reserved if anything. Do you like milfs... because this game has milfs. I've been told plenty of times that I've given plenty of players behind the characters emotional experiences they've only dreamed of, and the way they express their feelings confirms what they say. :-P The thing about the game is it teaches the players behind the characters how feminine favoritism and matriarchy doesn't work. They keep on trying, but it keeps on resulting in them failing over and over.

I believe we are called "Easy Mode Coalition" these days

Those chicks are the worst kind though. They sleep around in RL and get animalistic pleasure from it, thinking they're sex goddesses, but once they realize they're just fresh meat for guys, it starts to hurt. So they seek internet validation from guys who just want to mess around with them or actually want to start something. That way they can sort of feel like someone actually gives a shit about them despite it being the contrary. If you can't get both pleasure and emotional attachment from one person, the alternative is to seek it out in parts from strangers. Sounds like the feminine favoritism and matriarchy really means a very catty, snide, and overall toxic community. I mean shit, politics here can be a circlejerk, but damn could you imagine if the players in the hegemoney and IQ were all women? Holy hell, it'd be like the biggest text walls and loads of crying over voice chat. Man, the drama here would be insane.

I'm not hair to split heres, but first war declaration came at: 10/10/2017 11:54 PM Okay, maybe I am, because this was the better gif:

Perhaps we should make a new game called Politics and Whores?

This is why I have Sam, she is the smart one on our team, and helps neutralize like 85% of my stupidity.

I'll drop my 2 cents here, but this is realistically as fair as you will find in any of these worlds. That said, this is a political simulator first and foremost. If you go in without back up, expect to get hit. They're paperless, so while you might think to take advantage of that, the reality you have to accept is that while they have no paper allies, you don't know who they might have ties to. That said, they have a history with some, so I like to think you actually anticipated being countered, and this isn't actual outrage or indignation on your part. You knew what this was when you went in. Yes, you tried to make a change to the current climate of the world, but without a following and soloing it, you can hardly complain when the world sucker punches you in retaliation. But that's just my opinion. Carry on, have a good fight, and enjoy.

Greenpeace commends Hogwarts for stepping in and putting an end to this whale slaughter. #SaveTheWhales

What the heck is going on here? If there should be any pissing contests in here it should be between Seabass and I. BK take your shit outside, the whales are fighting here. (well not me so much, im just getting my butt kicked.. but you know other whales.)

The Jewish flag was so amazing, it turned me Jewish! 100/10

10/10 would hire again

But i like those Also Queenie for Grand Admiral !

So what I'm getting from this is, Shifty likes talking with imaginary Hitler...

Durmij stop it silly everyone knows the hegemoney is real and the water is turning the frogs gay, how else does one combat these dangers?

Is this your way of announcing your treaty with Acadia while dodging criticism about the obvious consolidation?

Interesting

To be fair, Pre did it with just about every alliance he ever led, and a huge portion of people here love him for it.

You make a mistake in assuming we care.

You actually knew that, but your senility is showing up again.

Shit, you're right. @Kastor what do you think of the current war between Sparta and Grumpy/HW?

The Unnameable Pact Effective immediately United States Marine Corps (USMC) and Oblivion hereby agree to to the following Optional Defence, Optional Aggression Pact Article 1: Sovereignty Both USMC and Oblivion shall remain sovereign powers, additionally neither signatories may directly or indirectly take any action that may influence the sovereignty of the other. Article 2: Optional Defense & Aggression In the case of USMC or Oblivion entering a defensive or aggressive conflict, the other is encouraged but not required to assist financially, politically or with military force. In addition both signatories agree not to take any action that may force the other to enter a conflict unwilling. Article 3: Intelligence Both USMC and Oblivion agree to share any intelligence gathered that may directly influence economic, political or general safety of the other or their allies. Article 4: Cancellation If either signatory wishes to withdraw from this pact, they may do so by notifying the government of the other signatory and posting a official notification on the OWF (Open World Forums). This pact will remain in effect for 72 hours after the OWF post. USMC: Commandant: Smith SGT MAJ USMC: Slayer FA:KrazyMonkeyNinja Oblivion: Leader: Park? (the Majestic Beast) 2nd: Lank ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ FA: Ockey (arsehole)

Then stop talking to him and let this thread return to its original purpose so I don't have to read all this unrelated drama between people tryna fight for the biggest epeen.

Where do I donate to Hogwarts?

>people want more war and more in-game excitement >pays off HW to hit an alliance that is trying to be mildly exciting

I'm running out of whale pictures to post, stahp

All joking aside, Sparta is known for talking about genitals, and not much else. We were logging once a day to collect our 300k and that’s it. That gets real boring. You can’t argue with that. Instead of waiting for the game to come to us, we decided to act, and generate content not just for our members, but the game as a whole. This is the most action Orbis has seen in months. You’ll see at least 3 alliances involved in a war. Regardless of what side you’re on, or how you view this, there will be roughly 100 players who do something else besides collect their daily bonus. This is a win for everyone. Every single member of our alliance has been on since the attack started. That has never happened before. It’s my hope that other alliances start to understand that there is more to this game then building infrastructure. It doesn’t matter who attacks who. All that matters is that someone attacks someone.

Our plan is to hit Avansies because we want a fair fight 1 vs 1

you guys.... I would have loved a 1 on 1, you should have let us know! we would have atleast maxed out our military as well, to really give ya a challenge. Also nice work on the blitz, if it was us blitzing you guys, its the kind of coordination I would have liked to see. Seeing as you guys have 3 times the troops, twice the tanks, 3 times the planes, and 1.5 times the ships, and the advantage of the first strike, this 1v1 is not exactly an even fight. Happy hunting, lets see if we can rain on your parade a bit.

You are at a disadvantage in my opinion, I will support for you

Gob was ultimately decided just because of numbers. Their city advantage we felt could turn the war in their favor and did not attack with spies first. We aimed to try and make it as fair a fight without going as far as saying "meet you in the school yard Thursday after school". Purely just a numbers matchup thing

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES