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Sparta recognizes that Grumpy Old Bastards recognize hostilities. This isn’t personal. Boredom is the true enemy.

I can't wait to see the look on everyone's face when we attack GOB

All joking aside, Sparta is known for talking about genitals, and not much else. We were logging once a day to collect our 300k and that’s it. That gets real boring. You can’t argue with that. Instead of waiting for the game to come to us, we decided to act, and generate content not just for our members, but the game as a whole. This is the most action Orbis has seen in months. You’ll see at least 3 alliances involved in a war. Regardless of what side you’re on, or how you view this, there will be roughly 100 players who do something else besides collect their daily bonus. This is a win for everyone. Every single member of our alliance has been on since the attack started. That has never happened before. It’s my hope that other alliances start to understand that there is more to this game then building infrastructure. It doesn’t matter who attacks who. All that matters is that someone attacks someone.

Our plan is to hit Avansies because we want a fair fight 1 vs 1

Gob was ultimately decided just because of numbers. Their city advantage we felt could turn the war in their favor and did not attack with spies first. We aimed to try and make it as fair a fight without going as far as saying "meet you in the school yard Thursday after school". Purely just a numbers matchup thing

Inb4 sheepy implements a game changing update mid-war

Sparta has only a few more members, and the average score is equal... this is probably one of the most 'fair' wars we'll ever see (assuming no other alliances get involved).

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

That wasn't a blitz, you didn't even lag the server much less break it.

Not always

Let's get this war machine rolling.

I'm running out of whale pictures to post, stahp

Wait this is a war? I thought we were having brunch together?

Ryleh, I am trying to convince HW right now to send to us your bank funds they are holding for you. I mean ghosts dont need cash right?

you guys.... I would have loved a 1 on 1, you should have let us know! we would have atleast maxed out our military as well, to really give ya a challenge. Also nice work on the blitz, if it was us blitzing you guys, its the kind of coordination I would have liked to see. Seeing as you guys have 3 times the troops, twice the tanks, 3 times the planes, and 1.5 times the ships, and the advantage of the first strike, this 1v1 is not exactly an even fight. Happy hunting, lets see if we can rain on your parade a bit.

Sparta, if you wanted to party, you should have said something and we would have prepared for ya. Oh and we recognize that Sparta hit us for some reason. -SRD

Welcome to Partisan Tries to Pull GoB Away From TKR: Part 203942 Only another 234096 episodes before global war comes, guys! Thanks for HW for giving us a bit of fun though!

Listen guys, I can live with the name calling, the trolling, the getting hit for no reason, but for the love of god, if only one good thing comes out of this war, the shorthand for Grumpy Old Bastards is Grumpy, not GOB. We all can do better don't you agree?

Have you not learned how it works when we were in The $yndicate? One goes in, we all win. Gentlemen's skirmish deez nuts, get dem allies ready playbois. We all finna fight boredom.

Don't worry, the anti-fun police TKR will save you soon... ish.

As fair a fight without going as far to tell them that. Our thought was they have the size advantage we will take the surprise advantage. Our blitz surprised even us how well it went and we were hearing gob was asking for help within 10 minutes . I think if our success was more in line with what we thought it would be it wouldnt seem so lopsided. We underestimated our strength since we've largely been dog shit our entire existence

HAHAHA NOPE! !@#$ Neutrality! The Commonwealth is proud to celebrate it's one year of existence! It's been quite the journey. We would also like to acknowledge and thank our allies TKR for a year of cooperation! Now, Pantheon ate all the cake, so, let's get drunk!

Who could have guessed that the multi-sphere idea would be used as a PR weapon while TKR actions literally work against it. I am sooo shocked right now.

It's not entirely intellectually honest to preemptively leverage your brief and theoretical championing for change as a PR shield for any action that is or isn't to be undertaken in the indefinite future during incidents (including parties) that are unrelated to said initiative. An interesting excercise though.

"Please someone save me." You guys build to a range where you all are sitting ducks that just wait for the rest of the game to updeclare on you and then cry that you are bored. Da !@#$? Ain't such thing as a 1v1 boi unless you get dat shit straightened out with the other AA. Sparta have been useless pieces of shit during their past tenure and you have the nerve to tell everyone that this game isn't just about building infra. Nah B, you know how it be. 8 alliances on your throat. Standard Operating Procedure.

"We are large nations that can take care of ourselves"

But if you told them meet us at the schoolyard it would of been exactly a fair fight, if that was something you were truly looking for. It was certainly a ballsy move in a world that sorely lacks them, but the fair fight narrative would probably go further if it was one. Just my two cents. Two AAs certainly capable beating each other, hope y'all enjoy the bout.

My bad guys. I told Ronny this would happen if I spent my savings on a city. o/ GOB To war!

At least we have some entertainment now right after half of P&W got blueballed by a war that didn't happen. I wish both the best of luck in their splendid little war.

Wait. In fairness to Grumpy, Is Sparta really asking for a 1v1 while allowing ghosts to join your AA? That is not how a 1v1 works.

Now GOB needs to post the RoRoRoH.

Y'all were too scared to start a war, so we did it for you. Let's make this a gentleman's skirmish, 1v1 - all respect, no politics. Good luck GoB, and Long Live Sparta!

Paperless on paperless, truly a tragic sight. Have fun slugging at each other!

Me yesterday on Discord: "Hey Tywin, you guys should hit Grumpy Old Bastards just for shits and giggles"... PS: thanks again for inviting me before i got completely facerekt. ;_;

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

I SMELL WHALES AND BURNING PIXELS!

In accordance with the mandate given to us by the electorate of the Orbis World Leaders Summit, Hogwarts sets out to end the Spartan rebel incursion and return stability to the Grumpy. Let it be known that the Orbis World Leaders Summit exists to serve the innocent, the unprotected and the old. On a closing note, Hogwarts expresses its gratitude to those leaders who worked tirelessly to innovate the political spectrum, and bring about a new age of prosperity for all through this shared medium. We are grateful for honor to fulfill this grand organisation's first mandate. - Hogwarts

I understand some of those words!

While you did bring that up, Sparta didn't have anything to do with that idea not going far.

Is TKR really gonna wait till update to protect their no longer protectorate who can take care of themselves? I mean, everybody sees you flexin', boys, no point in waiting till right before update.

And what disadvantages is this? There city count? Or the fact there all whales? Do you have to tell everyone that there going to be attacked in P&W or should your Alliance just be prepared. Shame on them for being unprepared. Unless I'm playing Politics and tell who you are going to attack you might not ought to decom and cry. We in Sparta have nothing against GOB but the fact that we were close. For us it was an up hill battle but knowing SRD they would be more then prepared. We enjoy the fact that GOB are willing to fight us one on one. They have said they would not be cowards and ask for help. We have told them that we would enjoy a fair fight and that is what we are doing. Hats off to SRD and all of GOB

82% of our guys participated in the blitz. That in itself is win Best of luck ??

1 VS 1 . Does GOB really need tp call anyone in to help them. There are only 14 of us. Lest just have fun and not cry for help

Hooray for a Thing that happened! Good luck to both. Looks like a fair-ish scrap. Enjoy what little there is of that before someone else gets as bored as Sparta apparently was!

row row row your boat

Let the trials begin. To you guys in GOB May your trial be painful May the pain be eternal May the torture be exquisite

> WE WANT A FAIR FIGHT, NO OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE >>"FAIR FIGHT" >>> hits when gob has no mil ???