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Give in to your darkest desire Too long have PnW players with less palatable appetites gone without a home. To remedy this lack of self-expression, we present Durmstrang. Everyone has a dark side, be it necromancy, handcuffs or curses. Here at Durmstrang, we cater to your every desire. We are notorious for our well-equipped dungeons in which we can provide a variety of special “educational” services to satisfy your lust for exploring your more hidden passions. Feel free to join our discord server for a good time. https://discord.gg/DNEmCdR Protected by our big, handsome Daddy Hogwarts. We usually only like big boys, so unless you’re willing to do ‘anything’ to convince us we have a 20 city minimum to apply. Government: Head-master: Seb Starring: Goomy Rogue

I'm a simple girl. I see ass, I click like.

who in the game is under 13? we didn't have any nudes up there guys. its a little adult humor, you can find those gifs with parental control on even.

This really *crack*s me up. "Butt" I hope your alliance grows! I can really get "behind" this. o/ I guess I reached rock "bottom" with all of these "cheeky" puns. This is why I have no friends.

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Avansies DoE Brief History and Questions you may ask: 1) Jesus Christ why are you back? A: Avansies (1200 members) disbanded in March of this year. A split occurred that shattered most of the staff structure and the staff team were forced to pick sides. Needless to say it didn't end well. Splinter groups formed and friends became rivals. Avansies regroup and reformed in June and in 2 months has already gained 350 members on our discord alone. 2) That didn't answer the question. Why did you come back to P&W? A: Avansies has totally rewritten it's OOPPA (Order of Operations and Public Percival Agenda) it's gotten serious and it plans to act a little more...eh mature? Politics and War was an interesting game for both recruitment and enjoyment. It hopes that this time around with a more mature base and understanding that it turns into the polar opposite of the meme it created in 2016. So without further ado into the meat of this post. The Avansies DoE We, the gaming community known as "Avansies" are here to benefit and grow the Politics and War Community. Through honesty, loyalty and just means we plan to grow and thrive with the intent that everyone deserves a chance. We promise to uphold the teachings we have learned over the past and to teach those following us that they may one day lead. We promise to construct ties and friendships to not only help ourselves but help our new found friends as well. We promise to keep ourselves open minded and understanding to new concepts and ideas. Finally, we promise to uphold the basic player rights to be treated fairly and without prejudice as we ourselves would like to be treated. Our Alliance Our Discord Our Website Our Email - [email protected] Our Community's Code of Conduct - Avansies Accords Bonus Information: 1) Avansies will rarely post to the forums. 2) During it's first 2 months of Revival Avansies has placed in 2 gaming tournaments; One in Call of Duty: World at War (Earning 3rd place out of 24 teams) and the other on the Minecraft server Desteria (Earning 4th place out of 40 teams). 3) Avansies would not like this to be nominated for biggest wall of text.

So is it not the time to mention that I am 8?

PG-13? lmfao r u on drugs

I'm a simple bat pony. I see equine sex, I click like.

That's a high quality flag. Elegant, simple, and lets us know exactly what you're about almost instantly. 10/10

I would say some encouraging words, but knowing how it ended last time you guys were around.. well.. good luck.

Booty Fever

The Gothenburg Post: Volume 7 Issue #1 Hello everyone, my name is Nagisa Shiota and welcome, to a new Issue of The Gothenburg Post! Referendums Passed! With the conclusion of the civil war, the referendums taking place that would dictate the future of Finland and the Baltic States have continue to see weather or not they will join the Federation or not. In Estonia, the referend9m had pass with a stunning 82.45% wishing to join Scandinavia. This is despite the fact that Estonia had never been part of Scandinavia or the Swedish realm. In fact, they have been part of different nations such as Rokkenjima and Umbrella Corporation. In Ingria however, the referendum passed with only 59.52% voting to join. As Scandinavian militias march into Saint Petersburg and surrounding towns, caution has been given to military personnel as civilians in the area may be hostile towards them. With Scandinavian settlers emigrating into the area however, many people believe the fire will eventually extinguish itself. The Lines Have Been Drawn With the recent declaration of a Federal Monarchy in Scandinavia, plans have been made to divide the Federation into states, where an elected native would serve as Governor and will deal with the internal affairs of the state. After several days, the division is set to look like the image below, divided into 8 states and 3 Special Administrative Divisions that will be under control of King Ciel Wolf. (not shown) States Yellow: Iceland, Capital: Reykjavik Red: Norway, Capital: Oslo Blue: Sweden, Capital: Stockholm Orange: Denmark, Capital: Copenhagen Green: Finland, Capital: Helsinki Purple: The Baltic State, Capital: Riga Brown: Russia, Capital: Saint Petersburg Light Blue: Murmansk & Karelia, Capital: Murmansk Special Administrative Regions Region 1: Gothenburg Metropolitan Area Region 2: Wolfsburg Metropolitan Area (Real Life Stavenger, Norway) Region 3: Sineva Metropolitan Area (Real Life Aland Islands, Finland) However, these lines are still being put in consideration, with slight changes having a possibility of occurring. Once the changes have been finalized, Governors will be elected by the king and the Federation of Scandinavia will truly become a Federal Monarchy. Diplomacy at it's Finest With the restoration of the monarchy, Scandinavia will be looking forward to reaffirming current treaties as well as forging new ones with other nations. To reaffirm Scandinavian participation in the Tripartite European Association, or TEA, a summit will be held in Gothenburg, where ambassadors, diplomats and leaders of Scandinavia, Germany and Hungadada will meet to discuss current and future plans, as well as to establish our standing among the world. Two diplomatic missions have departed Scandinavia en route to the nations of Germany and Wintery, which will be the first two nations that Scandinavia will be interacting on the bilateral level, with plans for diplomats to be sent to Hungadada, the Holy Britannian Empire, the Nova Empire as well as the Meta Board. The Scandinavian Diplomat to Germany, Austrian born Roderich Edelstein, will be in Berlin to confirm German financial assistance as well as the establishment of new treaties regarding defense and trade. Wintery however, with it's neutral stance toward Scandinavia, has never had much interaction with us. However, the king has deemed it necessary to establish new relations with Wintery in order to secure Arctic trade routes and stability in the recently incorporated colonies of Singapore and Macau. Scandinavian diplomat, Feliciano Vargas, has recently departed from Gothenburg to the Royal Palace in Omni, where negotiations regarding diplomacy, security and financial affairs will begin. In the meantime, the TGP team would like to wish First Prince Kenji and Second Prince Kou of Wintery a happy belated birthday! May they both live long and enjoy wonderful and blessed lives! Now, that will be all for tonight. Thank you everyone for reading and have a wonderful evening!

Good luck Avansies! o/

Because that always works well... Good luck I guess?

Here is how to spot it: You don't. You just drop a couple of tons of napalm on the forest and be done with it.

Implying we knew you even exist. Happy to see there are so many forum mods around though.

Oh boy, now we got censorship for bikini pictures boys and girls. Game is really on it's death throes.

I had a booty pic as my avatar for like 7 months fam

The horse sex didn't get deleted though so I consider that a personal win.

And thus one realizes that their: *Hippo porn filter disabled*

10/10 Definitely a DoE of the Year candidate. Good luck "Bad Hogwarts".

I see Booty Boys have spread

It would be a shame if it somehow.. miraculously.. by accident.. go up in flames..

Kastor's been gone for a month but he's still draining banks in spirit.

After a quick google search I'll pass, it's good to know the odd stereotypical American is still out there though

too much of a good thing

CONTINUATION, PART I... Imperial Palace, The Emperor, opening his eyes, took a seat on the bed. He began a breathing exercise he had learned at a yoga course a few weeks ago. He took in some deep breathes. Closing his eyes, he could envision his childhood days, when he was free to roam the grounds of the palace. The sun would shine bright, and Tristar would have not a care in the world. He sighed. Those were the good days and... *knock, knock, knock*. His thoughts were rudely interrupted by a loud knock at the bedroom door. 20 minutes ago, Ion Oil Deep-sea Drilling Rig "Mink Whale North", North Sea... off the coast of Scottish Hungadada, "Lets start the late-night shift. Can we get some radio going?" *loud radio music starts playing, to cheers from the 100 or so crewmen on the rig*. Over the intercom, Dan, the rig operations manager said: "Listen up everyone, the weather reports high winds and some higher than normal waves. Keep your beacons on, lights on, and know where you are, and what you're doing." A response from the shift manager came in: "Yes, roger that". Apart from the higher than normal waves, and some high winds, all was normal aboard the "Mink Whale North". The crew was experienced, and their superiors competent. Unlike some of their fellow deep-sea oil drilling rigs, nothing had gone wrong here in the 3 years of operation so far. It was eerily quiet in the systems control room. The drone of the drill could be heard faintly in the distance. It puttered. It stopped. A red light flashed on the control panel. Dan was right on it. "Drill has stopped, probably stuck. Preparing a restart. 10 seconds". Buttons were pressed, and a knob was turned. A generator kicked in to provide power for the restart. Unbeknownst to the crew, the drill had actually ruptured, allowing oil traveling up the pipes to leak into parts of the actual drill. In a split second, a spark, created by the restart travelled down the drill. There was silence. "It should have started b..." And then there was an almighty roar. An explosion. A fireball. An oil spill. Imperial Palace, The Emperor walked over to the door. Opening it, he squinted, eyes adjusting to the bright lights of the hallway. Standing at the door was Franklin, his Leader of the Cabinet. He too, looked worn out, undoubtedly by the lack of sleep and the stress of the job. "Your Majesty, I'm here to inform you of an explosion that has just occurred on an oil drilling rig near Scottish Hungadada. The Coast Guard have confirmed several are dead, and there is an oil spill happening. I'd say we get on it right away." The Emperor nodded. "Thank you Frank. I'll just get changed, and I'll be in the office. You go get some coffee for yourself." 5 minutes later, Office of the Emperor, Imperial Palace, "So, fill me in". "Sir, at around 3:20 this morning, the Coast Guard received a distress warning from the deep-sea drilling rig "Mink Whale North" run by Ion Oil. About 2 minutes earlier, they had seen a gigantic fireball erupt from the ocean. We suspect that there has been some sort of accident at the rig. The Coast Guard is now on the scene. The entire Scottish force is there." finished some intern from CEI. The Emperor nodded: "What's your name?" "Julia, Julia Buiol." replied the intern. She glanced nervously at the Emperor. She was after all, an intern. "Do we know of casualties?" asked the Emperor. Franklin replied: "Several are dead, their bodies were found floating in the water. But we're not at all sure how many. We also have oil spilling at a huge, but unknown rate into the North Sea." Franklin took a sip from his cup of coffee. He handed the Emperor a tablet, with a full briefing of the situation on the screen. A silence filled the room. The 6 people in the room were all looking at the Emperor, waiting for some sort of direction. The Emperor looked up from his briefing, after some deep moments of thought. "Listen up. I want the navy on this right now. The Scottish Coast Guard do not have anywhere near the resources to cope with this. I'm declaring an emergency for the Scottish Hungadadian region. I want all our regional forces deployed. This is something I do not want spreading. Is that clear? Oh, and get the navy to set up a cordon around the area. No traffic can sail through there. The group of people rushed out, with their orders. The Emperor sat at his desk. He was too tired to yawn. Clearly, the universe did not want him sleeping. A phone rang at his desk. TO BE CONTINUED (please do not post in this thread)

Merkel sat inside the cabin of her plane. The flight to Berlin would be long, and no doubt harder as Euro-Britannia granted German its independence. She gave a glance at her family, she was glad that they were all alive and well. Ever since her son preformed a coup d’état against her, she was in a state of shock. Her son, or whatever he thought of himself had fallen to the evils of the world. Wherever he was now, she made sure to bring him home. During her planned execution, of her staff and aides helped her escape. While the Imperial German Empire claimed they killed her, the that she tried to take her own life. Her husband and daughter moved to an estate in North America. While she could not leave the country, her daughter Hermione was a still in a research lab in Berlin. She and trusted members of the FSB and Military got Merkel into Hermione’s apartment. Hermione, they are after me. I am afraid I have failed. I failed to see the demise of the German Federal Republic, the demise administered by my own blood. I need help to get to North America. Your father and sister have an estate there we will stay in. Come visit us. I handed her a document detailing trusted associates of mine for her to contact if she needed, as well as the address of our home in The Midwest. I hugged my daughter, for what could be the last time. She wished me the best, missing her mother she weeped bit. She helped me get a flight, and before long I was on my way to the Midwest. The Journey was tiring, but I was happy to be with my family, or what remained of it. Elyzabeth and Hermoine stayed in Germany, while Elyzabeth tried to help Hans run the world of foreign relations, she was forced to retire. She remained a member of the German Foreign Affairs think tank. Occasionally we would get visits from her, and she would bring news of Hermione, and back home. Recently, Merkel noticed a rise in violence since President Laurens signed the Directive to cease the role of German Federal Government. She noticed all the signs, the signs she missed during her years as Chancellor. She also realized this was the right time, the time to move back and restart her career. Her good old friend, Director Emma Angela Hotzendorf of the Bundesamt für Sicherheit told her about the rising tensions. Merkel also learned her ally General Volker Wieker from the Bundeswehr was also leading a group of former officers to force the Arch Duke into releasing General Reinhardt and members of the German Political Institution. The FSB now was replaced by the NSA, Third Echelon, and the FBI. Howvever, Hotzendorf and Vogt still kept tabs on some of the leadership there. The Plane made it to Berlin. The airport was poorly staffed today, but I managed to get through without raising any red flags. The roads were packed with people wondering what had happened. The Vaterlandr Paramilitärischen had left to the Venice Colony, and so had the Federal Intelligence Service. The Leadership of the German Government was largely dispersed. But, I managed to contact most of my former staff and cabinet. On the Palace, the German Army in Berlin climbed the top of the roof, raising and waving the German Flag. The people cheered, as the German Flag once again waved high and vibrant. General Wieker had already positioned his men to make sure other groups didn’t take power. Merkel was back, and she was back to stay.

I approve of this thread.

Congrats man Good luck Seb future belongs to Durmstrang !!!

Someone forgets the average age of Pnw players and I expect to get my first warning point cool

nag nag wc nag nag poke poke :^)

Eyyyyy bruhs

Good to see you guys up and running :*

inb4 Orbis Oracle has five pages of treaties Why does everyone feel like abusing paper recently? Figuratively and literally.

Civil unrest after the deadly bombings in Berlin intensified. The Paramilitary was fighting an unconventional war with the resistance. While some groups were violent extremists attacking the Arch Duke, many were raising a sizable force to march on the Palace. The Britannia Intelligence and Leadership were aware of the rising conditions in Euro-Britannia. With mounting tensions cross the globe, the Britannian Military could not afford to deal with a possible menace inside their colony. It was agreed that Britannia would grant the European Nation of Germany independence. This would free Britannia of having to protect a sizable area, as well as provide a suitable ally for Britannia’s European Strategy. The Euro-Britannia Council, and Jæger De Britannia moved all their assets back to a Military Base in Berlin. The Britannian Armed Forces already withdrew before dawn. Packing their armaments and weaponry, they arrived in Venice to await orders from the homeland. The Euro-Britannian Armed Forces, and Arch Duke Jæger De Britannia prepared to leave from Germany. The Arch Duke had seen what had happened in Resoia, and decided all those in his government and leadership would be relocated to friendly territory. He gathered his people and made them bordered the Atlas 747 Britannia. Landing in Venice, the Euro-Britannia Government in Berlin officially left the region. Citizens of Germany and Britannia! While the Euro-Britannia experiment in Germany has.....sadly ended. We have learned a great deal about both about the German people, as well as how Britannia interacts with its loyal friends. We would like to show gratitude to the German people, for their continued resilience and peaceful acts. I hope that Germany and Britannia can remain the strongest of allies, as under The Laurens Administration, and as under the Arch Duke. We look forward to hospitable relations with whatever takes the place of the German Government. All citizens in the Euro-Britannia Region are accepted in The Colony of Venice. We hope that all those who wish to remain in Britannia take this time to do so. We bid you farewell, and hope to see the sun never set on Germany. The Arch Duke laid down the Britannian Flag in the Royal Palace. Hoisting the German Flag, he gave his final look at the Palace. Before loading onto a transport to go back to Venice.

Surfer on Acid Plus: Jaegermeister Malibu Rum Pineapple Juice Cranberry Juice Surfer Acid Bomb: Jaegermeister Malibu Rum Pineapple Juice Red Bull Cranberry Flavor You won't find these anywhere, I mixed these together when the bartender asked me what I wanted the day my 2nd dog died and I said Idk, just mix shit together.

I remember back during 44... when we were storming the beaches and the Germans adopted jap weapons. They threw them .... I was scared for my life when one of the spinner bombs came next to me....

Look at what Resplendent started... :/

Will anyone ever appreciate the fact that I wrote most of this issue?

I'm back from traveling! Finally caught up on messages, bug reports, etc.

Congrats UPN!

This comic is now a collaboration between Jack the Ripper and Mutsuo Toi. Seriously! Go ask him! All P&W comics available here Episode 26: Clash of the Serial Killers