History of the Stinga Ding's Government
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02/17/2022 11:39 pm
Updated: 02/17/2022 11:39 pm
The Beginning
The First meeting of the Stinga Ding government was on October 14 2064. They were about to plan a bombing on the capital of Afganastan for a chance in revolution. The citizens were fed up that they were being oppressed by the king Bonga Donga. The plan was set for October 24th 2064 the day of the king's birthday.
Interview with Mike Mathews
“My name is Mike Mathews I was part of the Capital bombing. I was only 16 at the time of the attack I planted the bomb and set it up because i thought if there was a revolution i would have a better shot at life.”
How did the day start and were you scared?
“Of course I was scared, I was petrified. I was scared that If I got caught I would be hanged, But I had to do it to start the revolution.”
When did you get the Bomb?
“I cannot say”
What was in the bomb?
“Sodium and water, there was a computer that would remotely drop the sodium into a pot of water. This would set off a chain reaction exploding.”
Was the plan to kill anyone?
“No one was supposed to get hurt thats why we blew it up at 3 AM”
Did you know one person was killed?
“No! There was supposed to be no collateral damage. Who died?”
No one I wanted to see how you would react
“F**k You”
After the Civil War
3 days After the civil war the Stinga Ding government looked the same as the Afghanistan government. People demanded for a constitution and they got a constitution on May 8, 2064. The main rights of a Stinga Ding are 1. The rights to bear arms 2. Freedom of speech 3. The right to a grand jury 4. The right to remain silent 5. The right to an attorney at any time. These rights are still in use today thanks to Binga Ding(1).
The Rise of Communism
Stinga Ding went communist less than a week into the birth of the country. Stinga Ding (2)-(8) were all communist and were terrible leaders except (6). Binga Ding(6) Was the president that brought Capitalist views into the communist Stinga Ding Theater. He wrote the military blank check doctrine which made military conquest and defense easier. Binga Ding(6) also sign a law allowing the citizens to vote on the new president and allowed citizens to send 10 people for every State(city) in the nation. He also signed a law carbon copying the British parliament and added a paragraph saying “10 people from each city will be randomly selected to fulfill the duties of parliament every 1 year(s). Parlement workers will be asked what part they are apart of and will be asked to take an IQ test. If anyone scores under 100 IQ points they will not be allowed to be part of parliament. Parliament will also pay the parliament workers $50 an hour or $104,000 a year”.
In the year 2071 The Stinga Ding Communist Party had total control over parliament. The communists made laws that favored their stances, the Stinga Ding citizens noticed that the communsit party was terrible for being the people for the people. They were worse than the capitalists that run the country now. The communsit party lost full control in parliament after the 2072 elections.
After the elections of 2072 the communist party and the capitalist republican party were tied in parliament. The Communist and Capitalist party don't agree all the time so barely anything made it out of parliament. This was also the start of when the capitalist started to take control again. The capitalist passed antitrust laws to make the market more alive. The Stinga Ding Capitalist Republican party also passed a law that made importing more than export illegal. A month before the 2072 the Stinga Ding Capitalist Republican party made a power play and tried to impeach Binga Ding (8) it successfully worked, this was the first time a double election happened since the first day of independence.
The Capitalist Take over
After the election of 2073 the capitalists won the pre-elections(Because of an impeachment) they also won the parlement. When they won both the elections they forced a law out banning any communst parties from forming ever again, this passed by the president Binga Ding(9). After this law was passed parliament changed entitle you can see by these next charts The Stinga Ding Communist Party has Been dissolved
This was the day before the 2073 election more commonly known as the capitalist take over.Every communist party member that saw the ballot vetoed the bill, unsurprising.
This is what parlement looks like now. There is no Communist Party anymore after being voted out by the rest of parliament.The Communist members had to change from communsit to independent or lose their citizenship and would be kicked out of the country or they would be killed.
Parliament may change again after this election, there have been rumors that the Democratic Party of Stinga Ding will bring back the communist party as political leverage or so they can join parties and take over parliament.
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Nice history, just feel sad cuz here is no Communist Party anymore