Nation Bulletin

Confetti Destroys The Meat Pit

Oh God Please Let It Stop

By Unpaid Intern #17
08/05/2021 12:35 pm
Updated: 09/21/2023 10:56 am

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The residents of the Meat Pit awoke this morning to confetti raining from the sky. At first it was mesmerizing, but eventually we got bored and decided to continue with our day. That would have worked, had not the confetti filled the streets so much that we couldn't leave our homes. Yes, there's a wall of confetti right outside of my door. Send help. I really was planning on going to the grocery store but guess I'm going hungry tonight. Also my toilet won't flush since apparently the confetti clogged the sewers? I have no idea how that one works. Anyways, yada yada environmental damage, but who cares about that stuff? Coming up next, 101 Uses for 101 Pounds of Confetti.

 

Happy 7th, Orbis.

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Posted August 05, 2021 at 4:56 pm

Lol.rofl. 

Note: indger land is sending help!

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