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Table of Contents

Pg. 1-Intro, Ad, Table

Pg. 2-New Features, Democracy Index RETURNS! (ft. Kihansi Haley of Dauchh Palki)

Pg. 3-Comedy AD (ft. Kaka Canli of Kaka), Economy Report (ft. Sultan Derent of The Parsedean Empire)

Pg. 4-Global News Update (RP) (ft. Nyx of Luna), Sports Section (ft. ZeFronc of The Free People of North America) 

Pg. 5-Like Goal, Comment Poll, The End

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Democracy Index RETURNS! 

Written by Kihansi Haley of Dauchh Palki

Report taken from the University of Calarie

CATEGORIES:

Freedom of Expression

Freedom of the Press

Election Processes

Legal Processes

Freedoms of religion, association, ideology

Misc, Border laws, capital punishment, rights to one's body, movement.

RANKINGS: 

Full Democracy 11.5 - 15 🟪

Flawed Democracy 8 - 11.5 🟩

Hybrid Regime 4.5 - 8 🟨 

Dictatorship 0 - 4.5 🟥

( Purple Text ) = Lack of Information/Clarity on: which lead to an average score mark in some categories (1-2-1.6) 

( Red Text ) = Reasons why a nation's score in specific categories may decrease 

( Green Text ) = Reasons why a nation's sore in specific categories may increase

NATIONS CATEGORIZED: 
 

Full Democracies:

🟪Yarda | 2.3 | 2 | 2.5 | 2.4 | 2.1 | 2 | 12.9 | 13.3 

🟪Hunton | 2.3 | 2.4 | 1.7 | 2.4 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 13 | 13.1 

( Possible Election Fraud )

🟪Canadian Federation | 1.9 | 1.7 | 2.3 | 2 | 2.4 | 2.2 | 12.3 | 12.5 

🟪FPNA | 1.7 | 2.2 | 2 | 1.6 | 2.5 | 2.4 | 11.6 | 12.4 

( Press Freedom & Expression ) 

🟪Luna | 1.8 | 2 | 2.5 | 1.3 | 2.5 | 1.9 | 12.2 | 12 

( Expression & Legal ) 

🟪Alakiosantanpania | 1.9 | 1.7 | 2 | 2.1 | 1.8 | 2.3 | 11.8 | 11.8 
 

Flawed Democracies:

🟩La Punta | 1.2 | 1.9 | 2 | 1.7 | 2.5 | 2.1 | 10.4 | 11.4 

🟩 Samuelland | 2.1 | 1.5 | 2.5 | 2 | 1.8 | 1.4 | 11.3 

🟩 Winners | 1.2 | 2.2 | 1.5 | 1.9 | 2.2 | 2 | 11 

🟩South Delare | 2.1 | 2.2 | 1.7 | 1.9 | 2 | 1 | 10.2 | 10.9 

🟩Elysian Empire | 1.4 | 2 | 2.1 | 1.3 | 2 | 2 | 10.5 | 10.8 

🟩Dauchh Palki | 2 | 2.4 | 2.2 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 0.6 | 9.9 | 10.8 

🟩Chittagong state | 1.7 | 1.6 | 1.5 | 1.8 | 1.6 | 2.1 | 12 | 10.3 

🟩Parsedean Empire | 1.6 | 1.6 | 2.4 | 1.1 | 1.3 | 1.5 | 10.7 | 9.5 

( Legal ) 

🟩 Dathcera | 1.5 | 1.5 | 2 | 2 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 10 

🟩The United_States | 1.7 | 0.5 | 1.8 | 1.9 | 2.1 | 1.8 | 9.8 | 9.8 

🟩United Republic of Greenland | 1.4 | 0.5 | 2.1 | 1.9 | 1.6 | 2.2 | 9.7 | 9.7 

🟩Kaka | 1.7 | 1.5 | 1 | 1.1 | 2.3 | 1.9 | 8.9 | 9.5 

🟩Mukkonia | 1.2 | 1.9 | 1.4 | 2 | 1.7 | 1.3 | 9.3 | 9.3 

( Expression & Elections )

🟩San Magnolia | 1.2 | 1.6 | 1.5 | 1.8 | 1.4 | 1.7 | 9.2 | 9.2 

( Legal ) 

🟩Wolfshire | 1.3 | 2 | 0.1 | 2.1 | 1.4 | 1.8 | 9.1 

( Extreme Executive Power ) 

🟩Commonwealth of Virginia | 1.5 | 1.1 | 0.6 | 1.4 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 9.3 | 8.8 

( Election Fraud ) 

🟩North Landia | 1.5 | 0 | 1.5 | 2 | 1.7 | 2 | 9.2 | 8.7 

🟩DSRPG | 0.6 | 1.4 | 2 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 1.3 | 8.7 | 8.7 

( Press Freedom & Expression ) 

🟩 Vulcanites | 1.5 | 1 | 1.4 | 1.5 | 1.8 | 1.5 | 8.7 

( Press Freedom & Expression & Legal & Elections ) 

🟩Banded Bullfrog | 1.3 | 2 | 1.2 | 1.4 | 1.4 | 1.1 | 7.7 | 8.4 

🟩Squidistan | 2.1 | 2.2 | 0 | 1.2 | 1.1 | 1.6 | 8 | 8.2 

🟩 Manatia | 1.2 | 1.5 | 1.9 | 1.5 | 1.1 | 0.9 | 8.1 

( Press Freedom & Expression & Legal & Elections )
 

Hybrid Regimes: 
 

🟨Talonia | 1.2 | 0 | 1.5 | 1.4 | 2 | 1.8 | 7.9 | 7.9 

🟨 European Nutella | 0.9 | 1 | 0.1 | 2 | 2.2 | 1.4 | 10.2 | 7.6 

( Unstable State ) 

🟨Novaya Rimskaya | 1.1 | 0 | 1.4 | 1.8 | 0.9 | 1.9 | 6.8 | 7.1 

🟨Dominion of Cascadia | 1.6 | 1.3 | 0.1 | 0.2 | 2.1 | 1.8 | 6.6 | 7.1 

🟨 The Japanese Isles | 1.9 | 2 | 0.5 | 0.6 | 1.6 | 0.6 | 7.1 

( Expression & Elections ) 

🟨Kingdom of Norselandia | 1.6 | 0.1 | 0 | 2.2 | 0.5 | 0.9 | 6.8 | 6.8

( Press Freedom ) 

🟨 Furry Empire | 1 | 0.6 | 2 | 1.7 | 0.6 | 0.8 | 6.7 

( Press Freedom & Expression & Legal & Elections & Civil Rights ) 

🟨Pokeland | 1.2 | 0 | 1.4 | 1.6 | 1.3 | 1.2 | 6.7 | 6.7 

🟨 Rodevs | 0.8 | 2.1 | 1.4 | 0.7 | 1 | 0.1 | 6.1 

( Unstable State ) ( Genocides ) 

🟨Communist Britain | 1.2 | 1.6 | 0 | 0.3 | 0.8 | 1.3 | 5.3 | 5.2 

🟨 Sam Bodian Republic | 0.9 | 0.2 | 1.9 | 0.6 | 0.8 | 0.7 | 2.8 | 5.1 

( Unstable State ) ( Mind Control Projects ) 

🟨Hatackian Empire | 1.1 | 0.6 | 0 | 0.4 | 1.9 | 1.7 | 5.1 | 5.1 

🟨Nukeya | 1.6 | 0.3 | 0.1 | 0.4 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 5 | 4.9 

🟨Valyria | 1.6 | 0.2 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 0.1 | 0.6 | 4.8 | 4.8 
 

Dictatorships:

🟥Croatian State | 0.9 | 0.7 | 0 | 0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 6.5 | 3.9 

( Unstable State ) 

🟥Nova Mundus | 0.5 | 0.9 | 0.2 | 1 | 0.8 | 0.2 | 3.9 | 3.6 

( Unstable State ) ( Warped to another continent ) 

🟥Weimar Germany | 0.3 | 0.2 | 0.8 | 1.1 | 0.5 | 0.6 | 6.2 | 3.5 

🟥New Zukesa | 0.5 | 1.3 | 0.1 | 0.6 | 0.7 | 0.2 | 2.9 | 3.4 

🟥Roku | 0 | 0.1 | 0 | 0.4 | 1.5 | 1.1 | 3.1 | 3.1 

🟥Zenteka | 0.5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.8 | 1.1| 2.4 | 2.4 

🟥Chaos Insurgency | 0.3 | 0 | 0 | 0.6 | 0 | 0 | 1.2 | 0.9 

( Unstable State ) 

🟥Dreamistan | 0.1 | 0.1 | 0 | 0 | 0.2 | 0 | 0.6 | 0.4 
 

52 NATIONS | 7.44 AVG
 

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Written by Kaka Canli

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Economy Section with Sultan Derent
Written by Sultan Derent

It's another lovely Sunday afternoon, with a few 100% lavish, delicious, and savory economy reports! As always, Sultan Derent of the Parsedean Empire is here to tell you the green machine's current status! We’ll be running through it as we usually do, from boring junk to eye-popping numbers! 

Munitions are (guess what?) $1800 again!
 

Gasoline also hasn't changed and sits at $2800!
 

Coal has a $100 dollar decrease to $2600!

Iron has dropped $200 to $2400!
 

And finally, oil has a $200 decrease to $2500
 

Moving along now…

Lead has a $250 drop to $3300, a low price that we haven't seen for a long time!
 

Uranium has risen by $300 to a steady $3300.

Bauxite has reached a flatline price of a still enormous $4400.

Aluminum has declined slightly to $3700

And to finish off steel stays at $3800!
 

With the small decline in aluminum price, we might see it fall below steel in terms of profitability. But advice for investment? Uranium! Uranium has a very nice-looking $300 increase, which makes it a very good resource to mass produce and sell!

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Global News Update (RP)

Written by Nyx

As attacks on member nations of the North American Defense Pact, including Dauchh Palki, Novaya Rimskaya Imperiya and others, are initiated by enemies of the pact, such as Nova Mundus, war has been sparked across the globe… 

Nova Mundus and Sam Bodian Republic were warned of a potentially impending war when they attacked ships carrying vaccines for the Niohama virus, a disease originating in Sam Bodia that quickly became a pandemic.

Despite the NADP's repeated threats of war, Nova Mundus also attacked Dauchh Palki while Nukeya bombed Novaya Rimskaya Imperiya, supposedly by accident. Some claim that this attack never happened, though, because of the lack of clarity surrounding the bombing.

This led to both Dauchh Palki and Luna declaring war on Nova Mundus, and the suggested creation of an "anti-NADP" pact, which NADP members strongly disapproved of due to how the original pact was created entirely to defend allies.

While many nations hope to avoid global war, some have claimed that it is inevitable with the current state of matters.

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Sports Section

Written By ZeFronc

Hello everyone, let's inform y'all on some sports. 

As many know, the OIFA cup has kicked off, with many nations participating. The nations that did participate were put into groups. 

The first games started on the 13th, with group A and group B being the first to play. The first official match was between Snak land and the Bancoeur Republic. During the match, Snak land played very, very, well and scored a goal within the first 19 minutes of the match. The Bancoeur Republic tried their best to regain control of the match, even scoring a goal 44 minutes into the match, but unfortunately lost the match. Snak land will be going into the next round. 

The second match was between The Sam Bodian Republic and Saporo Imperium. It was very obvious that the Sam Bodian soccer team played much better - winning the match with 3 points while Saporo scored nothing. Sam Bodia will be allowed to play in the next round. 

A couple days after their match, Larwan played against Dauchh Palki. Larwan outplayed Dauchh Palki as well, scoring two goals in the first half and 1 more goal in the second half. Dauchh Palki was able to score 1 goal in the last half, but they still lost. Larwan has high hopes for the next round. 

The last match was between Ganymede and The Penguins Republic of Corsica. Ganymede was able to score a goal 31 minutes into the match, and another in the last half of the match. Ganymede won and will be in the next round. 

That's it for sports. Good luck to those that are still playing, and we are excited to see who will take home the OIFA cup!! (Please note this information was gathered from Yarda. I suggest going to see their bulletins and please like them to support em.)

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