The UFC’s scientific breakthrough
”So, Mr. Space Frog sir, how do you feel about this interview?”
”I like toasted root vegetables.”
”Interesting…“
”You should try them. They are nice and crispy!”
”Uh, no thanks, really, sir.”
”Suit yourself.”
”So may I ask, what exactly were you doing on the moon?”
”I’m the Space Frog, duh!”
“True, but what exactly is a space frog?”
”Now look here mister, I’m the Space Frog, I’m the one who has enough brains to eat toasted vegetables, and now that think about it, I’m the only one with any brains at all! So take your lightly salted nutria rats and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
Would you like toasted root vegetables? Join the United Federation of Crows now!
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Toasted root vegetables sound quite interesting.
Indeed, join the United Federation of Crows (they have excellent treaties).
Instructions unclear, I joined the wrong UFC and got my teeth knocked out.
All hail the space frog
My deepest apologies sir, toasted space really does taste terrible.
Nice
this is so sad, can we get a like under this comment
toasted potato
is delicious
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WARNING: We have recently been alerted to the presence of an unknown being that has been toasting lettuce in Ganymede. I repeat, toasting lettuce, of all things. Please find this being before-
The sound of shattering glass can be heard from nearby.
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Thank you for the warning