Alliance Bulletin

Space Frog toasts potato on the moon

The UFC’s scientific breakthrough

By Moon Lord Marcus Au Raa
08/21/2022 11:02 pm
Updated: 08/21/2022 11:25 pm

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”So, Mr. Space Frog sir, how do you feel about this interview?”

”I like toasted root vegetables.”

”Interesting…“

”You should try them. They are nice and crispy!”

”Uh, no thanks, really, sir.”

”Suit yourself.”

”So may I ask, what exactly were you doing on the moon?”

”I’m the Space Frog, duh!”

“True, but what exactly is a space frog?”

”Now look here mister, I’m the Space Frog, I’m the one who has enough brains to eat toasted vegetables, and now that think about it, I’m the only one with any brains at all! So take your lightly salted nutria rats and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”

 

 

Would you like toasted root vegetables? Join the United Federation of Crows now!

 

Replies

Posted August 21, 2022 at 11:04 pm

Toasted root vegetables sound quite interesting.

Indeed, join the United Federation of Crows (they have excellent treaties).

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Posted August 22, 2022 at 2:34 am

Instructions unclear, I joined the wrong UFC and got my teeth knocked out.

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Posted August 22, 2022 at 8:38 pm

All hail the space frog

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Posted August 24, 2022 at 2:24 am


My deepest apologies sir, toasted space really does taste terrible.

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Posted August 24, 2022 at 7:58 pm

Nice 

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Posted August 25, 2022 at 6:49 pm

this is so sad, can we get a like under this comment

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Posted August 26, 2022 at 4:41 am

toasted potato

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Posted August 26, 2022 at 11:03 am

is delicious

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Posted August 26, 2022 at 10:18 pm

This is a message sent from the b̶̶u̶̶r̶̶n̶̶i̶̶n̶̶g̶̶ r̶̶e̶̶m̶̶n̶̶a̶̶n̶̶t̶̶s̶̶  um, I mean, thriving city of Lyra. Nobody knows who sent the message, but it warns of a danger approaching in Ganymede.

WARNING: We have recently been alerted to the presence of an unknown being that has been toasting lettuce in Ganymede. I repeat, toasting lettuce, of all things. Please find this being before-

The sound of shattering glass can be heard from nearby.

[static]

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Posted August 26, 2022 at 10:32 pm

Thank you for the warning

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