WARNING. DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE. THIS MESSAGE IS BEING BROADCASTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE N.R.I. NATIONAL GOVERNMENT. THE INSTRUCTIONS THAT FOLLOW ARE VITAL TO YOUR SURVIVAL.
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THE CHAOS INSURGENCY HAS OFFICIALLY UNLEASHED A BEING KNOWN AS THE SCARLET KING ONTO OUR REALITY.
THIS BEING IS CAPABLE OF DEVOURING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE AND ALTERING THE FUNDAMENTALS OF REALITY.
THE N.R.I. GOVERNMENT HEREBY DECLARES A NATIONAL EMERGENCY AND REPEALS ALL NEUTRALITY.
7 OF THE BEST SCHOLARS, WARRIORS, AND EVEN GOVERNMENT MEMBERS HAVE BEEN GATHERED IN THE CENTER OF NOVOGO RIMA. WE ARE ABOUT TO PERFORM A SACRAFICE RITUAL TO SUMMON ASRIEL DREEMURR, ALSO KNOWN ASTHE ABSOLUTE GOD OF HYPERDEATH. THIS BEING IS A SIMILAR THREAT IF NOT RESPECTED. PLEASE COMMIT TO THE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS TO ENSURE YOUR SAFETY:
-STAY INSIDE AND DO NOT MAKE YOUR PRESENSE KNOWN TO THE SCARLET KING OR HIS ROYAL ARMY.
-IF YOU ARE IN A MAJOR CITY EVACUATE TO THE COUTNRY SIDE VIA UNDERGROUDN TUNNELS SET UP BY THE MILITARY IN ADVANCE TO THIS EVENT.
-IF YOU ARE IN THE DOWNTOWN AREA OF NOVOGO RIMA, ONCE THE GOD OF HYPERDEATH HAS BEEN SUMMONED, DO NOT HIDE. PRAISE HIS MIGHT. APPEASE HIS POWER LUST. SHOW THAT WE BELIEVE HE CAN SAVE US. EVEN IF YOU ARE AN AETHEIST, COME OUTSIDE. BOW BEFORE HIM. OUR LEADERS WILL AS WELL.
-IF YOU NOTICE REALITY CHANGING OR DISTORTING AROUND YOU, DO NOT INTERACT WITH ANYTHING NEW AS IT COULD POSE A THREAT TO YOUR LIFE AND EXISTENCE.
THIS MESSAGE BROADCAST WILL NOW SILENCE TO KEEP YOU SAFE.
LONG LIVE ORDER.
LONG LIVE RIMSKAYA
LONG LIVE THE ABSOLUTE GOD OF HYPERDEATH.
AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS...
WE SHALL DIE IN THE DARK SO ORBIS MAY LIVE IN THE LIGHT.
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What the hell?
We're thinking the exact same thing.